WELCOME to Wednesday, August 13, 2014.
Husband’s call: “Honey it’s me. I don’t want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays.
“The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. However I have three broken ribs and a compound fracture in the left leg. However, the doctors think it will be OK, but they want to monitor the leg for a few days to make sure there are no complications. I’m in room 406 at Baptist East.”
Wife’s Response: “Who is Paula?”
And if you find that hard to believe, you’ve never been married.
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