WELCOME to Friday, August 29, 2014.
Ten Funny Things About Marriage…………….
The woman always makes the rules
These rules are subject to change without notice
No man can possibly know all the rules
The woman is never wrong
If it appears the woman is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the man did or said
The man must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding…
The woman can change her mind at any time
The man must never change his mind without the proper consent of the woman
The man must read the mind of the woman at all times
At all times, what is important is what the woman meant, not what she said.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Labor Day weekend people and whatever you do,
Moira, sporting two bright red ears went to her doctor. Doctor James inquired gently, ‘And what on earth happened to you?’
‘Well,’ Moira answered, ‘It was like this; I was ironing a shirt and the telephone rang, but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.’ ‘My word, oh dear, calamitous,’ Doctor James exclaimed in disbelief. ‘But what happened to your other ear?’ ‘Ten minutes later the same idiot called me back again.’
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