Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Thursday, July 31, 2014.   

Rules Issued to Female Teachers by the Los Angeles District in 1915….
You will not marry during the term of your contract.
You are not to keep company with men.
You must be home between the hours of 8 p.m. and 6 a.m. unless attending a school function.
You may not loiter downtown in ice cream stores.
You may not travel beyond the city limits unless you have the permission of the chairman of the board.
You may not ride in a carriage or automobile with any man unless he is your father or brother.
You may not smoke cigarettes.
You may not dress in bright colors.
You may under no circumstances dye your hair.
You must wear at least two petticoats.
Your dresses must not be any shorter than two inches above the ankle.
To keep the school room neat and clean, you must: sweep the floor at least once daily; scrub the floor at least once a week with hot, soapy water; clean the blackboards at least once a day; and start the fire at 7 a.m. so the room will be warm by 8 a.m.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
In democracy it’s your vote that counts;
In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
Mogens Jallberg
The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word ‘ticks’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.
Larry Hardiman
‘In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.’
Thomas Pickering
‘Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.’
Ronald Reagan
Will and Guy think that this is the best website for the latest political news. ‘The government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it’.
Ronald Reagan
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

Nigel and Stephen, are keen fishermen and wine drinkers; here you can see a photo taken while they are enjoying some night fishing while on holiday, with their wives, in Poitou-Charente, France, last year.

Slurping a large Bordeaux Supérieur, Nigel announces, ‘I think I’m going to divorce my wife, she hasn’t spoken to me in eighteen months.’  Stephen downs his glass of the red wine thoughtfully and after a while responds, ‘Think it over a bit more, Nigel; women like that are hard to find.’

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer? 

What movie is this quote from???  Person 1: “Do you have a Band-Aid and antibiotic cream?” Person 2: “No, no, and sadly, I think I’ve lent out my iron lung.”
 
Answer: Music and Lyrics! This 2007 film stars Hugh Grant as Alex Fletcher, a washed-up pop star who is reduced to performing at class reunions and theme parks until today’s biggest pop star, Cora Corman (Haley Bennett), asks him to write a song for her. Drew Barrymore stars as Sophie Fisher, who works with Alex as his lyricist and eventually falls in love with him. This quote is said between Sophie (Person 1) and Alex (Person 2) when Sophie overreacts to pricking her finger on a cactus spine while watering Alex’s plants.  
 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 
quote from??? Person 1: “Hold on, how do I cross the border? I never took survival training.” Person 2: “Consider this your course.” Person 3: “Kinda pass/fail, which I always thought was easier.”
 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
 George is dead. He was found face down in the street, squashed nearly flat. He must have been there some time as he was cool to the touch. In addition, when he was found, there was a bird perched on the back of his head.
 
Who is George?
  
Answer: The George in question is George Washington, specifically the picture of Washington on the quarter. He was, in fact, dead when he was found. As he is on a coin, he would be nearly flat, and cool to the touch. Finally, when you turn the quarter over, on the “back of the head” you will find a perching eagle.
 
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
You see me often ladies,
For I am a part of your life.
I sometimes bother babies
But prefer to cause adults strife.
My looks are a sign of your personality.
My strength cannot measure up to yours.
With most people I am there for eternity.
Onto me, water often pours.
Many look to me with pride,
While others wish to change me.
Drifting slowly, my time I bide
Waiting for you to see
That I am just a thing you’re given,
Not something very important.
For I have always been and will forever be dead.
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS FOR SOLVING TUESDAY’S QUIZZLER OF THE DAY! GREAT JOB BANKS!  EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji
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