QUOTES OF THE DAY
If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they’d never marry.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Walking through San Francisco’s Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners.
He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, “Moishe Plotnik’s Chinese Bar & Grill.” “Moishe Plotnik?” he muses. “How the heck does that fit in here?” So he walks into the establishment and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the bar. The tourist asks, “How did this place get a name like “Moishe Plotnik’s Bar & Grill?” The old man answers, “Is name of owner.” The tourist asks, “Well, who and where is the owner?” “Me, is right here,” replies the old man. “You? How did you ever get a name like Moishe Plotnik?”
“Is simple,” says the old man. “Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front is Jewish gentleman from Poland. Lady look at him and go, ‘What your name?’ He say, ‘Moishe Plotnik.’ Then she look at me and go, ‘What your name?’ I say, “Sem Ting.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “You went in there to get a date and came out with a dog? Oh, that’s bad even for you.”
Answer: Garfield: The Movie! Based on the popular comic strip of the same name, this 2004 film received mostly bad reviews, even from fans of the strip. Despite this, a sequel was released in 2006 anyway. The movie stars Bill Murray as Garfield, Breckin Meyer as his owner, Jon, and Jennifer Love Hewitt as Garfield’s veterinarian and the object of Jon’s affection, Dr. Liz Wilson. This quote is said by Garfield in reference to Jon’s attempt to ask Liz out on a date, though he somehow managed to get saddled with a new pet dog, Odie, in the process because he was so smitten with Liz.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this
quote from??? “This is the kind of conversation two people have when one of them is female.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
In each group below, the three words end in the same three letters, so they look like they should rhyme, but they don’t. See if you can figure out the missing letters in each group.
Example: plo___, tho___, to___ would be plough, though, tough.
1. eng___, f___, mar___
2. c___, car___, s___
3. ag___, g___, h___
Answer: 1. engine, fine, marine
2. cafe, carafe, safe
3. agave, gave, have
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
For each of the following four words, come up with another English word that uses all THE SAME letters but in a different order. The four words you come up with will rhyme with one another.
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS FOR SOLVING THURSDAY’S QUIZZLER OF THE DAY! GREAT JOB BANKS!