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WELCOME to Tuesday, July 8, 2014.         

5 Things you should already know………….

1) There is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness’ .

2) People who want to share their religious views with you never want you to share yours with them.

3) You should not confuse your career with your life.

4) Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

5) Thou shalt not weigh more than thy fridge.

Clever Wise Words……

1. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

2. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

3. We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

4. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

5. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
 
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open. – John Barrymore
Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
Dalai Lama
 
Be happy with what you have and are, be generous with both, and you won’t have to hunt for happiness.
William E. Gladstone
 
Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Abraham Lincoln
 
I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that 
the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition.
Martha Washington
 
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

A bus load of tourists arrives at Runnymede. They gather around the guide who says, ‘This is the spot 

where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta.’

A fellow at the front of the crowd asks, ‘When did that happen?’

‘1215’, answers the guide.

The man looks at his watch and says, ‘Gee whiz – Just missed it by a half hour.’ 

 

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer? 

What movie is this quote from???   ‘Yea, that’s even better than the leopard suit!’
  
Answer: Tin Cup! This quote is said when Tin Cup and Romeo go into the strip club to settle their debt. 
 
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 
quote from???  ‘I transferred from Los Angeles, your school has no gymnastics team, this is a last resort.’
 
 
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Starting with a one-letter word or abbreviation, add a letter and rearrange the letters to produce the next. A clue is given for each.
Maybe your car does 0 to 60 in 10 sec., but can you do this “0 to 10” in 60 sec.? Go on – get out the stopwatch!
The hint provides the starting letters of the even numbered words.
1. Describing a 180 degree turn
2. Greek’s 13th letter
3. e.g. Macadamia, pecan, or acorn
4. Large fish, usually found in small cans
5. Mum’s sisters
6. Remove (someone) from position of power
7. Crazy person – or a container for #3!
8. Creatures of Greek mythology: half man and half horse
9. More loyal and devoted
10. Most slovenly or grubby; most earthy or vulgar
Answer:  1. U  2. Nu  3. Nut  4. Tuna  5. Aunts  6. Unseat  7. Nutcase  8. Centaurs  9. Stauncher  10. Raunchiest
 
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Three brothers share a family sport:
A non-stop marathon
The oldest one is fat and short
And trudges slowly on
The middle brother’s tall and slim
And keeps a steady pace
The youngest runs just like the wind,
Speeding through the race
“He’s young in years, we let him run,”
The other brothers say
“‘Cause though he’s surely number one,
He’s second, in a way.”
 
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Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.   https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ LINKS2 CHECK OUT: http://www.slampi.org., http://www.hopeBUILD.org., http://www.wcscatering.com. Emoji
  
 

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