WELCOME to Wednesday June 4, 2014.
Collected Comments of College Students……
He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high.
Help! I’ve fallen asleep and I can’t wake up!
His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame.
Textbook is confusing … someone with a knowledge of English should proofread it.
This class was a religious experience for me … I had to take it all on faith.
The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him.
Problem sets are a decoy to lure you away from potential exam material.
Recitation was great. It was so confusing that I forgot who I was, where I was, and what I was doing – it’s a great stress reliever.
Information was presented like a ruptured fire hose – spraying in all directions – no way to stop it.
I never bought the text. My $60 was better spent on the Led Zeppelin tapes that I used while doing the problem sets.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground and I’ll show you a man who can’t put on his pants.
A couple is in their bedroom. The man says, “Tonight I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.”
She responds, “I’ll miss you.”
Always follow your dream! Unless it’s the one where you’re at work naked during a fire drill.
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
When I was visiting a friend who lived on the edge of a wilderness preserve, we drove along a rutted trail, and we saw a small creek ahead whose bridge was under water.
“We have a serious beaver problem,” our friend said. “They build dams that cause the creek to flood. Forest rangers take down the dams, and the beavers rebuild them.”
As we got closer, we could see a large scoreboard posted by the bridge.
It read: BEAVERS 3 RANGERS 0
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘I’m sure there have been amazing technological advances in the industry, but surely you have some sort of training program. I mean, it seems unfair to assume I won’t be able to learn.’
Answer: American Beauty! Lester, applying for a job at Mr. Smiley’s.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this
quote from??? ‘I can’t believe it – I’m losing to a rug.’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
There are 10 lit candles on a table. A strong breeze comes and extinguishes 2 of the candles. When you come back later, you see that 1 more has been blown out.To make sure no more flames go out, you shut the window. Assuming the wind doesn’t extinguish any more candles and you don’t relight the extinguished candles, how many candles do you have left in the end?
Answer: There are 3 candles left in the end. The 7 candles that manage to stay lit will melt down completely. The only candles that remain in the end are the 3 that are extinguished by the wind and therefore stay intact.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
In this teaser your job is to try and discover a shorter word within the given word that relates to the theme. The word must be an extension of the ‘theme’ word. The letters of the hidden word are NOT jumbled.
Sneaky = SKY (NIGHT SKY)
1. Amplifier = ? (NIGHT______)
2. Vowel = ? (NIGHT______)
3. Counteract = ? (NIGHT______)
4. Persimmon = ? (NIGHT______)
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