DEATH AND TAXES…..
Ambition in America is still rewarded . . . with high taxes.
America is the land of opportunity. Everybody can become a taxpayer.
Americans are now in a daze from intaxication.
There was a time when $1000.00 was the down-payment on a car; now it’s the sales tax.
If my business gets much worse, I won’t have to lie on my next tax return.
Drive carefully. Uncle Sam needs every taxpayer he can get.
Children may be deductible, but they are still taxing.
There is no child so bad that he/she can’t be used as an income tax deduction.
Congress does some strange things. it puts a high tax on liquor and then raises the other taxes that drive people to drink.
The attitude of Congress toward hidden taxes is not to do away with them, but to hide them better.
Congress has the unsolved problem of how to get the people to pay taxes they can’t afford for services they don’t need.
Every year around April 15 Americans have a rendezvous with debt.
The rich and the poor are alike. They both complain about taxes.
A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait until income tax time.
Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green and then wind up in the hole.
Nothing makes a person more modest about their income than to fill out a tax form.
I hate junk mail . . .and that includes the tax forms they send me.
Income tax is Uncle Sam’s version of “Truth or Consequences.”
An income-tax form is like a laundry list – either way you lose your shirt.
About the time a man is cured of swearing, another income tax is due.
Nothing has done more to stimulate the writing of fiction than the itemized deduction section of the income-tax forms.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!