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WELCOME to Monday May 119, 2014.    

Shut up, Mind your own business, and Trouble….  
There were these 3 guys named Shut up, Mind your own business and Trouble. Well Trouble was hanging out the window when he fell out. But they kept on going. So they are driving a long when a cop pulls them over. Cop: May you please state your names? Shut up: Shut up and Mind your own business. Cop: What are your names? Shut up: Shut up and Mind your own business. Cop: I’m going to ask you 1 more time what are your names? Shut up: Shut up and Mind your own business. Cop: Are you looking for trouble? Shut up: Ya we lost him 5 miles back!!!!!!!!  That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!  
“Sony has invented a new kind of cassette tape that could store 47 million songs. They estimate that they’ll be ready to demonstrate the new cassette for the public sometime in the year 2267 when it finishes rewinding.” -Seth Meyers
“According to a new survey, Europeans drink more than anyone else in the world. When I heard that I said to myself: Can’t we do anything anymore?” -Dave Letterman
“A new study found that two-thirds of the world’s penguins are threatened. Which begs the question, why do they keep answering the phone?” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
 One night my husband took his mother and me to a movie. We were enjoying the film until a very explicit bedroom love scene flashed on the screen. Embarrassed, I wondered what my mother-in-law must be thinking. 
Just then I felt her hand touch mine. With her eyes still glued to the screen, my mother-in-law said, “Lovely sheets. I wonder where she got them.” 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  ‘We regret to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.’
Answer:  Top Gun! This quote is said by Goose when they are at Top Gun.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 
quote from??? ‘…how’s your wife and my kids?’
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Compound words are pairings of existing words; e.g. brainstorm. Each word affects the overall meaning.
Some word pairs can be compounded in two ways. Use the given clues to find these “compound couples”.
short range firearm & the blast from a firearm [7]
= shotgun & gunshot
** CLUES **
1. pass & company merger [8]
2. escape & the start of a war [8]
3. delay & maintain [6]
4. shelf set & detective’s diary [8]
** HINT **
You will find sentences in which the Compound Couples can be placed. 
Answer:  1. overtake & takeover
2. breakout & outbreak
3. holdup & uphold
4. casebook & bookcase
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
3 F in N I C

Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at LINKS2 CHECK OUT:,  EmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji   


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