Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Thursday May 15, 2014.    

 
You Might Be Cajun…. 
 
If you start an angel food cake with a roux. 
watching the “wild kingdom” inspires you to write a cookbook. 
you think a lobster is a crawfish on steriods. 
you take a bite of 5-alarm southwest chili and reach for the tabasco. 
you pass up a trip abroad to go to the crawfish festival in breaux bridge. 
your mama announces each morning, “well, I’ve got the rice cooking-what will we have for dinner?” 
you sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says “don’t eat the dead ones” and you know what he means. 
you don’t know the real names of your friends, only their nicknames. 
you gave up tabasco for lent. 
you know the difference between zatarains, zeringue, and zydeco. 
your dog thinks the bed of your pickup is his kennel. 
any of your dessert recipes call for jalapenos. 
you consider opelousas the capital of the state, and lafayette the capital of the nation. 
you think the four seasons are: duck, rabbit, deer, squirrel. 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
 
I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen 
 
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx 
 
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns 
 
Some sad news from Australia… the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. Johnny Carson 
 
A vegetarian is a person who won’t eat anything that can have children. David Brenner 
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
A math professor was administering the final exam to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.” The next class period, the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $62 change. 
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘Shall we say at the stroke of midnight, pun not intended.’
  
Answer: Cruel Intentions! Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon are married. They met in 1997 at Reese’s 21st birthday party. The quote is said by Sebastian to Blaine about setting up a meeting on his behalf with Greg McConnell. 
 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 
quote from??? ‘We regret to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.’
 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Where can you finish reading several books before you finish even one sentence?
 
Answer: Prison. You’ll have plenty of time to read plenty of books during a prison sentence.  
 
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Compound words are pairings of existing words; e.g. brainstorm. Each word affects the overall meaning.
Some word pairs can be compounded in two ways. Use the given clues to find these “compound couples”.
** EXAMPLE **
short range firearm & the blast from a firearm [7]
= shotgun & gunshot
** CLUES **
1. pass & company merger [8]
2. escape & the start of a war [8]
3. delay & maintain [6]
4. shelf set & detective’s diary [8]
** HINT **
You will find sentences in which the Compound Couples can be placed.
 

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