Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏


WELCOME to Thursday May 1, 2014.  

Bizarre May Holidays…………… 
May 1 is Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day 
May 2 is Fire Day 
May 3 is Lumpy Rug Day 
May 4 is National Candied Orange Peel Day 
May 5 is National Hoagie Day 
May 6 is Beverage Day 
May 7 is International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, & National Roast Leg of Lamb Day 
May 8 is No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day 
May 9 is Lost Sock Memorial Day 
May 10 is Clean Up Your Room Day 
May 11 is Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day 
May 12 is Limerick Day 
May 13 is Leprechaun Day 
May 14 is National Dance Like A Chicken Day 
May 15 is National Chocolate Chip Day 
May 16 is Wear Purple For Peace Day 
May 17 is Pack Rat Day 
May 18 is International Museum Day & Visit Your Relatives Day 
May 19 is Frog Jumping Jubilee Day 
May 20 is Eliza Doolittle Day 
May 21 is National Memo Day & National Waitresses/Waiters Day 
May 22 is Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day 
May 23 is Penny Day 
May 24 is National Escargot Day 
May 25 is National Tap Dance Day 
May 26 is Grey Day 
May 27 is Body Painting Arts Festival 
May 28 is National Hamburger Day 
May 29 is End Of The Middle Ages Day 
May 30 is My Bucket’s Got A Hole In It Day 
May 31 is National Macaroon Day 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 “There is no such thing as ‘fun for the whole family.'”
–Jerry Seinfeld
“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.”
–Joan Rivers
“It is not fair to ask of others what you are unwilling to do yourself.”
–Eleanor Roosevelt
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
 A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull.
“They’re packed with nutrients.”
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullcrap might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Yeah, and baby fish-mouth is sweeping the nation!”
Answer: When Harry Met Sally! Harry says this while playing Pictionary at a friend’s house. 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 
quote from???   “That’s ok Baby, I went slumming too.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
I am a protector. 
I sit on a bridge. 
One person can see right through me, while others wonder what I hide. 
What am I? 
Answer: Sunglasses.  (they sit on the bridge of your nose)
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
I have a common English phrase. I feed this phrase into a computer translation program. This translates it into a foreign language then back into English again. Unfortunately, because computers do not understand idiom and sarcasm, the phrase has been changed. It now reads:
What was the original phrase?

Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at LINKS2 CHECK OUT:,  EmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji   


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