The toddlers looked at each other as if they had just been told their mutual funds had taken a complete nosedive.
She was a couch potato in the gravy boat of life, flopping dejectedly on the sofa.
It will take a big tractor to plow the fertile fields of his mind.
Suddenly, she was pinned by the spotlight, a struggling fish caught in a spider’s web
All at once he was alone in this noisy hive with no place to roost.
The beautiful child was the center of attention, with his golden curls and tuna fish complexion.
There is no difference between a forced bachelor and an involuntarily herbivorous lion.
Do you have to ape Peter Pan in every aspect of your life?
A colony of E.coli growing on room temperature Canadian beef could not match their affection for each other.
Standing at the corner cubicle, suddenly the two of them heard a growing sound of barely hushed giggles. At the root of it was the little girl who called them the twin towers of the office.
Her face was a perfect oval with two sides of a circle gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
Underpants in a dryer and thoughts in his head displayed the same degree of making and breaking alliances.
The revelation of infidelity in a 30 years marriage and surcharge at a formerly surcharge free ATM can be equally shocking.
Even in his last years, Granddad had a steel trap mind, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
Her eyes were limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!