Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Thursday March 6, 2014.  

 
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY…”
 
“Everything Comes In Threes” – Not true. In reality, everything comes in ones. Sometimes, when three “ones” come in a row, it seems like everything comes in threes. By the way, in medieval times, it was widely believed that everything came in twenty-sixes. They were wrong, too. It just took them longer to recognize the pattern.
 
“You Can’t Take It With You (when you die)” – Well…, that depends on what it is. If it’s your dark blue suit, you can certainly take it with you. In fact, not only can you take it with you, you can probably put some things in your pockets.
 
“You Learn Something New Every Day” – Actually, you learn something old every day. Just because you’ve just learned it, doesn’t mean it’s new. Other people already knew it, Columbus is a good example of this.
 
“You Get What You Pay For” – Clearly this is not true. Have you been shopping recently? Only a very naive person would believe that you get what you pay for. In point of fact, if you check your purchases carefully, you’ll find that you get whatever they feel like giving you. And if corporations get any more powerful, you soon might not even get that.
 
“NICE GUYS FINISH LAST” – Not true. Studies have shown that, on average, nice guys finish third in a field of six. Actually, short guys finish last. By the way, in medieval times, it was widely believed that nice guys finished twenty-sixth. You can see how limited those people were. 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
“A spelling bee in Missouri was forced to shut down because it ran out of words for the final two contestants to spell. The organizers said, ‘You know, someone ought to just publish a big book with all the words in it.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“Women spend an average of 335 hours a year getting ready, according to some very passive-aggressive researchers who are outside waiting in the car.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“A substitute teacher in Oklahoma was arrested after she tried to teach while drunk. She had everybody fooled, but then she gave herself away by carrying her heels.” -Seth Meyers
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.
While one of the robbers takes the money from the tellers, the other lines the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceeds to take their wallets, watches, etc.
While this is going on lawyer number one jams something in lawyer number two’s hand. Without looking down, lawyer number two whispers, “What is this?”
To which the first lawyer replies, “It’s that $50 I owe you.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???    (At a wake) ‘Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can’t come.’
 
Answer: The Big Chill! Spoken by Michael, played by Jeff Goldblum. Kevin Costner also had a part in the movie, but the director cut out all the scenes he was in. His character commits suicide and the only scenes left with him in them are shots of his sleeves and hair line. 
 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘I loved a writer and gave up the prize for a sonnet.’
 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Begin with the word “SPARKLING” and take away one letter so as to leave a new word. Then take away another letter from the new word and leave a different word. Continue this, letter by letter, getting a new word every time until you finally leave one word containing only one letter. You must not disturb the order of the remaining letters after a removal.
 
ANSWER: The puzzle is solved in this way:
 
1) SPARKLING.
2) SPARKING.
3) SPARING.
4) SPRING.
5) SPRIG.
6) PRIG.
7) PIG.
8) PI.
9) I.  
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
I saw the happy pair pass by,
Newly wed midst joy and acclamation,
One simple English word thought I,
Exactly summed the situation.
But years have passed and love is slain,
And now they go divergent ways,
For they have been divorced. 
Again, one word quite fits the case.
The second word is like the first,
Two central letters just reversed.
 
TODAY’S QUIZZLER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! SUPER SOLVING JOB BANKS!EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji

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