Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Wednesday March 5, 2014.  

BOOK TITLES….. 
America’s Longest River By: Misses Hippy
Artificial Clothing By: Polly Ester
Breaking the Law By: Kermit A. Krime
Broken Beds By: Squeak E. Springs
The Color of Eggs By: Summer Brown
Danger!By: Luke Out
Don’t Hurt Me!By: I. Bruce Easley
Downpour!By: Wayne Dwops
Errors and Accidents By: Miss Takes and Miss Haps
The Fall of a Watermelon By: S. Platt
Falling Trees By: Tim Burr
French Overpopulation By: Francis Crowded
History of Texas By: Al E. Moe
Hours in the Bathroom By: R. U. Dunnyett
House Construction By: Bill Jerome Holme
How to Be Organized By: Miss Place
How to Groom Your Yard By: Ray Cleaves
I Didn’t Do It! By: Ivan Alibi
I Don’t Get It By: Anita Clew
I Love Crowds By: Morris Merrier
I Need Insurance By: Justin Case
I’ll Do It Soon By: Will B. Dunn
The Lion Attacked By: Claudia Armoff
Mineralogy for Giants By: Chris Tall
No Appreciation For Art By: Drew Lousy
Old Furniture By: Anne Teak
The Past to the Distant Future By: I. C. All
Ripping Pants By: Ben Dover
Rusty Bed Springs By: I.P. Nightly
Snakes of the World By: Anna Conda
Under the Bleachers By: Seymore Butts
Where the Stars Are By: Horace Cope
Why Don’t Chickens Bark? By: U. R. Stupid and I. M. Stupid
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
“The most beautiful adventures are not those we go to seek.”
–Robert Louis Stevenson
“One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.”
–Oscar Wilde
“It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.”
–Mark Twain
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
A young man was driving along a country road on the way to see his girl. As he passed a field the idea struck him to stop and pick a bouquet of flowers. He had barely begun romping through the field when he became aware or a rather mean looking bull not far away, with head lowered and an evil look in his eye.
Far away, leaning comfortably on the prudent side of the fence, stood a farmer taking in the situation. The young man called out to him, “Hey, mister! Is that bull safe!”
To which the farmer shouted back, “Safe as anything! Can’t say the same about you, though!”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  ‘I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde I could be dead three hours earlier.’
 
Answer: Everybody Says I Love You! Woody Allen directs and stars in this musical that also stars Goldie Hawn, Alan Alda, Drew Barrymore, and Ed Norton. 
 
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???  (At a wake) ‘Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can’t come.’
 
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
 Once, there was a lovesick tiger who fell in love with a lovely lioness. However, her pride rejected him, and they were not allowed to be together because he was different.
 
Heart sickness and grief caused the lovely lioness to lose all of her fur. Even though it was a sad sight, the tiger was overjoyed! Now he would shave off all of his fur. Then he could pretend to be a large lion and be with his beloved.
 
Unfortunately, they did not get to live happily ever after! His plan failed. Even with his fur gone, everyone could tell he was a tiger.
 
Ignoring any obvious size differences, how did the pride know that he was obviously still a tiger?
 
ANSWER:  Tigers have striped skin as well as striped fur
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Begin with the word “SPARKLING” and take away one letter so as to leave a new word. Then take away another letter from the new word and leave a different word. Continue this, letter by letter, getting a new word every time until you finally leave one word containing only one letter. You must not disturb the order of the remaining letters after a removal.
 
TODAY’S QUIZZLER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! SUPER SOLVING JOB BANKS!EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji

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