Abundance – A baker’s exercise (A-bun-dance)
Arbitrator – A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.
Arcade – A lemonade type drink served on Noah’s Ark.
Avoidable – What a bullfighter tries to do.
Babysitter – A small child that has not learned to crawl or walk.
Baloney – Where some hemlines fall.
Band-Aid – A fund to help a band.
Bernadette – The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize – What a crook sees with.
Cadillac – Lack of cattle.
Contents – Where con men sleep while on a camping trip.
Control – A short, ugly inmate.
Cookout – The cook’s day off.
Counterfeiters – Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Cowlick – Bashing a cow.
Cowhide – Game of Hide and Seek played by cows.
Detail – Removing a tail.
Dieting – The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.
Dog Paddle – A rolled-up newspaper with which to punish a dog without hurting it.
Doughnut – Holey food.
Eclipse – What a Cockney barber does for a living.
Eyedropper – A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Fan Club – A weapon used by a celebrity so he won’t be crushed by fans.
Feather Brained – Fuzzy headed.
Feather Head – An American Indian Chief.
Fire Escape – A way for a fire to go out.
First Lady – Eve.
Flying Saucers – The wife is on a rampage.
Funny Paper – (1) A paper that laughs. (2) The paper you read instead of going to church.
Ghost Town – A town full of Haunted Houses.
Girl Scout – A boy that “scouts” for girls.
Good-bye – A bargain.
Gossip – 24-hour teller.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a Wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do,