Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

funny-drunk

WELCOME to Tuesday February 11, 2014.  

Everyone knows Murphy’s Law: “Anything that can go wrong, will…” – Here are some other Laws you may not have heard!
Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Anthony’s Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Lowery’s Law of Home Repair: If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway
Beach’s Law: Interchangeable parts aren’t.
William’s Law: There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.
Lane’s Law of Supply and Demand: The one item you need is always in short supply.
Cannon’s Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Norman Einstein’s Law: If it’s stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid.
Col. Murphy’s Law of Combat: Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
“The Olympics have begun in Sochi. A lot of people over there say the hotels stink. The problem is there are only three hotels in Sochi. Of course, you have the Ritz Chernobyl. You have the Sheraton Gulag. And really the best one over there, The Two Seasons.” -Dave Letterman
“Hillary Clinton is encouraging Hispanic families to read to their kids. She’s also telling Asian families to ease up on the math so the rest of us can catch up.” -Conan O’Brien
“A new LEGO movie is coming out. I’ve heard some people say, ‘This LEGO movie is basically just a two-hour commercial.’ These people are completely wrong. It’s only 90 minutes.” -Craig Ferguson
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
“How long have you been driving without a tail light?” asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist.
The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car and gave a long, painful groan and put his face in his hands.
He seemed so upset that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit.
“Come on, now,” he said, “you don’t have to take it so hard. It isn’t that serious.”
“It isn’t?” cried the motorist. “Then you know what happened to my boat and trailer?”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  ‘And there he goes, up to his room to write the new hit song, ‘Alone In My Principles’!’
 
Answer: That Thing You Do! Rhythm guitarist Lenny Haise (Steve Zahn) tosses a sarcastic barb at The Wonders’ front man James Mattingly III (Johnathan Schaech) as he storms away from a minor squabble with the rest of the band.
 
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘You wanna be worshipped? Go to India and moo.’
 
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
All answers end in sting and the whole word is obtained in the clues below.
eg: A sting that cures fatigue
answer: reSTING
 
1. A sting that cures hunger
2. A sting that cleans your room
3. A sting that makes you laugh
4. A sting that cooks your meat
5. A sting that spoils your tools
6. A sting that holds your attention
7. A sting that some observe in Lent
8. A sting that cooks are always using
9. A sting that browns your bread 
 
ANSWER: 1. feasting  2. dusting  3. jesting  4. roasting  5. rusting  6. interesting
7. fasting  8. tasting  9. toasting  
 
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
My first is in riddle, but not in little.
My second is in think, but not in brink.
My third is in thyme, but not in time.
My fourth is in mother, but not in brother.
My last is in time, but not in climb.
 
What am I?
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS ONCE AGAIN FOR SOLVING THE QUIZZLER OF THE DAY! THANKS FOR A BRILLIANT ANSWER ANDREA! EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji

Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.   https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ LINKS2 CHECK OUT: http://www.slampi.org. http://www.hopeBUILD.org. http://www.wcscatering.com. http://www.Eucman.freedom10.com,  EmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji 
 
 

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s