Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Thursday January 30, 2014.  

Office communication….. 
Commonly Used Phrases at the Office and… What they really mean!
1.For your information, please. (FYI)
Meaning : I don’t know what to do with this, so please keep it.
2.Noted and returned.
Meaning : I don’t know what to do with this, so please keep it little while.
3.Review and comment.
Meaning : Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.
4. Action please.
Meaning : Get yourself involved for me. Don’t worry, I’ll claim the credit.
5.For your necessary action.
Meaning : It’s your headache now.
6.Copy to.
Meaning : Here’s a share of my headache.
7.For your approval, please.
Meaning : Put your neck on the chopping board for me please.
8.Action is being taken.
Meaning : Your correspondence is lost and I am trying to locate it.
9.Your letter is receiving our attention.
Meaning : I am trying to figure out what you want.
10.Please discuss.
Meaning : I don’t know what the “****” this is, so please brief me.
11.For your immediate action.
Meaning : Do it NOW! Or I will get into serious trouble.
12.Please reply soon.
Meaning : Please be efficient. It makes me look inefficient.
13.We are investigating/processing your request with the relevant authorities.
Meaning : They are causing the delay, not us.
14.Regards.
Meaning : Thanks and bless you for reading all the bs.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Thursday people and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
“Every man is the builder of a temple called his body.”
— Henry David Thoreau
“Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.”
— Mark Twain
“Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.”
— Pablo Picasso
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
 Passengers on a plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilot uniforms. Both are wearing dark glasses. One is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start. The passengers begin glancing nervously, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and people at the windows realize that they’re headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport.
As it begins to look as though the plane will never take off, that it will plow into the water, screams of panic fill the cabin. But at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.
Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot and says, “You know, Joe, one of these days, they’re going to scream too late, and we’re all gonna die.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  ‘I didn’t call you a retard; I called you a mongoloid. 
And I took it back.’ 
 
Answer: Pulp Fiction! Butch Coolidge (Bruce Willis) half-heartedly apologizes to his girlfriend Fabienne (Maria de Medeiros) for having suggested in jest that she was mentally impaired.  
 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???  ‘I do not like assassins…or men of low character.’
 
 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
In this teaser, I have given you a 9-letter word. Your job is to break up this word into 9 separate letters and place them on the dashes to spell a 7-letter word, a 5-letter word, and a 3-letter word. You can use each letter only once.
 
CULTIVATE
 
1. _ A _ I _ N _
2. _ O _ N _ 
3. _ C _  
 
ANSWER: 1. VALIANT   2. COUNT   3. ICE 
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
When NASA was considering animals to experiment on in space, they picked birds, because of the low maintenance. Although NASA was aware that most birds require gravity to swallow and would not survive the weightlessness of space, they did manage to find two types of bird that would survive the trip. 
Which birds were they?
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD ONCE AGAIN GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS, MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! WAY2GO BANKS! EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji 

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