WELCOME to Thursday January 23, 2014.
I’m Just Saying 2!
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
With time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown.
When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
The most characteristic mark of a great mind is to choose some one important object, and pursue it for life.
Anna Letitia Barbauld
Love him and let him love you. Do you think anything else under heaven really matters?
James A. Baldwin
Art has to move you and design does not, unless it’s a good design for a bus.
Nature holds the key to our aesthetic, intellectual, cognitive and even spiritual satisfaction.
E. O. Wilson
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, “Are you ready to find Jesus?”
The drunk answers, “Yes, I am.”
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, “Brother, have you found Jesus?”
The drunk replies “No, I haven’t found Jesus.”
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, “Have you found Jesus, my brother?”
The drunk again answers, “No, I haven’t found Jesus.”
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again – but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, “For the love of God, have you found Jesus?”
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, “Are you sure this is where he fell in?”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?’
Answer: Full Metal Jacket! Stanley Kubrick’s Vietnam epic. The line in question is spoken by Private Joker (Matthew Modine) as a response to the overblown machismo of Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey).
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘All they wanna do is stay indoors, smoke cigarettes, and relate. I don’t like ’em.’
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
What does this mean?
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Each group of three definitions describes three words that are spelled the same, except for one letter (each group describes a different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.
1b) to address with expressions of kind wishes
1c) unreasonable selfish desire
2a) highly skilled
2b) to conform
2c) to accept formally and put into effect
3a) a committee for judging and awarding prizes
3b) conceal or hide
3c) violent anger
4a) a rounded shape
4c) a gemstone
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