Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Tuesday January 21, 2014.  

I’m just saying…..
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
I’m a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
I intend to live forever – so far so good.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
“A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Justin Bieber’s egg-throwing scandal is rocking the judicial world. If Justin is convicted of a felony, he could be deported back to Canada. American officials are hopeful they can get ‘deported’ changed to ‘catapulted.'” -Conan O’Brien
“The Vatican announced they’re making some changes to the way they handle applications for sainthood. Did you know you have to apply for sainthood? The application process can take years and cost up to $1 million along the way. But if you have five other friends who also want to be saints they give you a discount. ” -Jimmy Kimmel
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
Noah was standing at the gangplank checking off the pairs of animals when he saw three camels trying to get on board.
“Wait a minute!” he said. “Two each is the limit. One of you will have to stay behind.”
“It won’t be me,” said the first camel. “I’m the camel whose back is broken by the last straw.”
“I’m the one people swallow while straining at a gnat,” said the second.
“And I am the one that shall pass through the eye of a needle sooner than a rich man shall enter heaven.” said the third.
“Well, I guess you had better all come in,” said Noah, “the world is going to need all of you.”
 
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???   ‘Let them eat static.’
 
Answer: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan! Khan Noonien Singh (Ricardo Montalban), who has illegally commandeered the USS RELIANT, responds to his subordinate after having received standard hailing frequencies from the unsuspecting USS ENTERPRISE.  
 
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???   ‘I would kill or die to make love to you.’
 
 
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
David Van Gogh (pronounced “Go”) had many relatives. Can you guess by the clues who they are?
 
Example: His dizzy Aunt?
Answer: Verti-Gogh
 
How many other relatives can you guess?
 
A fruit loving cousin? 
The Grandfather from Yugoslavia? 
The cousin from Illinois? 
His Mexican cousin? 
His Great Grandfather who drove a stage coach? 
The ballroom dancing aunt? 
The bird lover Uncle? 
A sister who loved disco? 
And his niece who travels the country in a van? 
 
ANSWER:  A fruit loving cousin: Man-Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U-Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chica-Gogh
His Mexican cousin: Amee-Gogh
His Great Grandfather who drove a stage coach: Wellsfar-Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan-Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Flamin-Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go-Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay-Gogh 
 
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Change the position of just one of the words below so that all the words are in an alphabetical sequence: 
 
 
llama, phoenix, hyena, alligator, beaver, elephant, tortoise, antelope
 

Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.   https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ LINKS2 CHECK OUT: http://www.slampi.org. http://www.hopeBUILD.org. http://www.wcscatering.com. http://www.Eucman.freedom10.com,  EmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji 
 

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