Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏


WELCOME to Friday January 10, 2014.  

01.If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
02.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
03.What is the speed of darkness?
04.If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash,
why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
05.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
06.Can you cry under water?
07.Why do people say, “you’ve been working like a dog” when dogs just sit
around all day?
08.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
09.Do fish ever get thirsty?
10.Can you get cornered in a round room?
11.What does OK actually mean?
12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
14.What should one call a male ladybird?
15.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would
they remember that they forgot?
16.Can you blow a balloon up under water?
17.Why is it called a “building” when it is already built?
18.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on
your radio would you be able to hear it?
19.If you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your
headlights on, what happens?
20.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?
21.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down
to the core of the earth?
22.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when
you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Friday and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
Love may be blind, but it can sure find its way around in the dark!
Author Unknown
They say marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.
Clint Eastwood
I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures!
Author Unknown
You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
Mark Twain
As God once said, and I think rightly…
Margaret Thatcher
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam;
I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
Woody Allen
Whoever said ‘nothings impossible’ never tried to nail jell-o to a tree.
Lisa Bryant
If your left leg was Easter, and your right leg was Christmas,
would I be able to meet you in between the holidays?
Josh Longden
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
Three old men were sitting on a bench in a park, when a reporter approached them.
“I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell us your secret to long life,”
 the reporter asked.
The three old men agreed. The first old man was asked his secret to his long life.
“I’m teetotaler, I never smoked tobacco and I have been married to the same woman for fifty years.”
“Wow, that’s really remarkable!” said the reporter. “What’s your age?”
“I’m 95,” said the man.
The second man was asked the same question on his secret to long life.
“I drank on occasion, I smoked, but not often and I dated some.”
“And how old are you?” asked the reporter.
“I’m 90,” said the old man.
Finally, the reporter approached the third old man and asked his secret to a long life.
“I dated every woman that would go out with me, I drank until I passed out and I smoked three packs of cigarettes a day.”
“Wow!” said the reporter.
“And how old are you?”
“28,” replied the man.
Thurday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘Print is dead.’
Answer: Ghostbusters! This is Egon Spengler’s (Harold Ramis) response to Janine (Annie Potts) when she suspects aloud that he ‘reads a lot’. 
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘If I find out you’re lyin’ to me, I’m gonna come back and kill you in your own kitchen.’
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Five siblings are they, their color is true;
One belongs to one, four are shared by two.
Connected together, some by locks;
Many meet their fate upon the rocks.
Arrange their initials, and you should
Find things that are found in a neighborhood.
What has just been described?
ANSWER: The Great Lakes: Superior, Michigan, Huron, Erie, Ontario
There are five, lakes being blue (as in true blue). Lake Michigan belongs to the United States, the other lakes are shared by the United States and Canada. The lakes are part of a chain, with locks between some of them. Many shipwrecks occur by grounding on rocks in shallow water. The initials spell “homes”, which are found in neighborhoods. 
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
I have a common English phrase. I feed this phrase into a computer translation program. This translates it into a foreign language then back into English again. Unfortunately, because computers do not understand idiom and sarcasm, the phrase has been changed. It now reads:
What was the original phrase?
Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at LINKS2 CHECK OUT:,  EmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji

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