Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Wednesday January 8, 2014.  ..

Shocking Telegrams…
TELEGRAM #1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:
“father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”
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TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a
telegram to his wife: “I wish you were here.”
The message received by wife: “I wish you were her.”
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TELEGRAM #3
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the
queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:
“Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady.”
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TELEGRAM #4
A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party.
So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says:
Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.
The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”
The man says, Well put “You are not getting older”, at the top and
“You are getting better” at the bottom.
The real fun didn’t start until the cake was opened the entire party
watched the message decorated on the cake:
“You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the
bottom”.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
“The middle of the road is where the white line is-and that’s the worst place to drive.”
— Robert Frost
“Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.”
— Benjamin Franklin
“To the soul, there is hardly anything more healing than friendship.”
— Thomas Moore
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
A union leader was addressing the workers at a union meeting
“I am pleased to announce that we have agreed on a new deal with the management. We will no longer work four days a week.”
“Hooray!” the crowd yelled.
“We will finish work at 4 PM, not 5 PM.”
“Hooray!” the crowd yelled again.
We will start work at 10 AM, not 9 AM.”
“Hooray!”
“We have a 110% pay increase.”
“Hooray!”
“We will only work on Tuesdays.”
Suddenly, the crowd fell silent, until a voice from the back asked, “Every Tuesday?”
 
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘I’ve got it; the pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle, and the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true, right?’ ‘Right, but there’s been a change. They broke the chalice from the palace, and replaced it with a flagon with a figure of a dragon.’  ‘Did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?’  ‘No, the pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with a dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.’ 
 
Answer:  ‘The Court Jester’ Danny Kaye is wonderful in this movie.   
 
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???  ‘When Chekhov saw the coming winter, he saw a winter cold and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know today that winter is yet just another step in the cycle of life. Standing here among the people of Punxsutawney, and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn’t imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.’
 
 
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What others do laterally I do upright.
My namesakes have run races but I don’t compete, alright?
My cousins are dragons but not a lizard be,
I do one thing that all men can’t so what can I be?
ANSWER: Seahorses are fish that swim upright.
Horses run races
Seahorses belong to the same aquatic family as Sea Dragons
Male Seahorses are the only species that become pregnant with their young. 
 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Each group of words below is a commonly known phrase. Try to guess what that phrase is.
 
1.The total entity of substances which exhibit a reflection of light particles in awesome profusion are not necessarily composed of a soft, yellow metallic substance.
 
2. A couple offers possibility of camaraderie, while trebly aggregates often have the appearances of a multitude.
 
3. A member of the class of Aves that energizes rapidly from a state of nocturnal hibernation is able to seize by force or stratagem the lumbrious terristris.
 
4. Homosapiens who inhabit abodes composed of pellucid substances containing silicon materials should be prudent of casting hard cobbles.
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