Who has the most fun when you tickle a mule?
He may enjoy it but you’ll get a bigger kick out of it.
If Johns mom has 5 sons and their names are Ja, Je, Ji, and Jo.
Who is the last one?
On your way home you take a right and three lefts then you see two men in masks.
Who are those men?
They are the umpire and the catcher.
What do you get when you cross Pikachu with Exeggcute?
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs.
What could you call the small rivers that flow into the Nile?
Juveniles. What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
What kind of flower do you have between your nose and your chin?
What’s the best or fastest way to tune a banjo?
What is the best way to keep food bills down?
Use a paperweight!
What tools do you need in math class?
What happens when the Queen burps?
She issues a royal pardon.
What did Billy say after he learned how to count money?
“It all makes cents now!”
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back to you?
(They’re all sticks to me!)
What did the the tie say to the hat?
You go on a head, I’ll just hang around.
What Question must you always answer yes to?
What does Y-E-S spell?
What do you call a bear without an ear?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you call a Penguin in the desert?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
What do you call cheese that’s not your cheese?
What do you call a country, where all the cars in it are pink?
A pink carnation.
What’s worse than having a worm in your apple?
Taking a bite and finding a half of a worm in the apple!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elifino! (Hell if I know)
What’s the difference between a a love story reader and a farmer?
One reads it and weeps, the other weeds it and reaps.
What goes up and down but never moves?
What building has the most stories?
What mostly don’t you hear in school?
What can you find in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H.
What is at the end of everything?
The letter G.
What is the center of gravity?
The letter V.
What is a scarecrows favorite food?
What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a ghost?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. All the rest are weak days!
What TV show uses the most Toilet Paper?
Jeopardy, Doo Doo Doo Doo…
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
Nothing. It just shuts up.
What happened at a fight in the candy store?
Two suckers got licked!
What’s the kindest vegetable?
A sweet potato.
What happened when a fosset, egg, and a lettuce ran a race?
Well, the egg got beat, the lettuce was a head, and the fosset was still running!