Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏


WELCOME to Friday November 29, 2013.  

Welcome to the day after Thanksgiving, when the people of the United States are busy recovering from a day of either over eating, drinking, sharing, serving, and possibly helping their fellow man. It’s a day were most of us can put aside our collective differences and manage to live in peace and love for one day…except for our sports gladiators or politicians, and they get paid to fight each other in some form or fashion for us before they can settle down to a well-deserved dinner with friends or family. 
It’s a day were we get to see relatives somewhere else besides funerals, from Auntie Mavis, to our drunk uncle Albert or George who is either dressed in a tidy white painters outfit or a traditional bright orange three piece suit, we all manage to get somewhere on this one day and deal with each other. Either it’s our home, church, restaurant, bar or the Salvation Army, we still all manage to get together and share somebody’s word, while we give thanks. If only we could make this one day of thanksgiving, our everyday, how much simpler would our lives be….
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a Wonderful weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
“Members of the tea party gathered outside the White House to demand President Obama’s impeachment. The president said he appreciated their views and he is setting up a new website where they can voice their opinion.” –Conan O’Brien
“Everyone is talking about Toronto’s crack-smoking mayor. His reality show has been canceled after one episode. That is the difference between the U.S. and Canada. In America, when somebody goes off the rails we RENEW their reality show.” –Conan O’Brien
“The U.S. may be close to a deal with Iran. Here’s how the deal would break down. They shut down their nuclear arsenal and in return the United States will shut down George Zimmerman.” –David Letterman
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
 Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, a man said, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?”
“Certainly not,” said the Priest. “As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it.”
“I tried,” the man sobbed, “but he refused. Oh, Father, what should I do?”
“If what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it for your family.”
Thanking the Priest, the man hurried off.
When confession was over, the Priest returned to his residence. When he walked into the kitchen, he found that someone had stolen his turkey.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘Let me get this straight — you don’t want to cheat on your girlfriend with your wife? Jesus, Francis, are you sure I’m your father? I’m gonna have to check with your mother on this.’ 
Answer:  She’s the One! The patriarch of the Fitzpatrick family (John Mahoney) expresses both disbelief and disgust upon hearing the unusual confession of his adulterous younger son Francis (Mike McGlone).
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘Rule number three: don’t you ever try and run on us. ‘Cause I’ve got six little friends…and they can all run faster than you can.’
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
You mix and disrupt me,
But it makes me stronger.
You just ignore me,
But I get harder the longer.
To cap it off,
It’s surprising to see,
You end up walking
All over me.
What am I?
ANSWER:  Don’t worry too much, Or my feelings lament
For in fact what I am, Is simply cement.
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
The following are alternate definitions for words, based on how the words sound. For example, “To drive by the docks: P _ _ _ _ _ _ _.” would result in “PASSPORT (Pass Port)”. Can you guess the words described below?
1. What white bears see with: P _ _ _ _ _ _ _. 
2. A car’s memoirs: A _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. 
3. How judges get to a small island: C _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. 
4. To live long: D _ _ _ _ _. 
5. How good a fibber one is: L _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. 
6. In favor of young men and women: P _ _ _ _ _ _.
Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at LINKS2 CHECK OUT:,  EmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji

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