Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Friday November 15, 2013.  

Riddles of Alphabet……. 
Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
A: B. (bee)
Q: What letter is a part of the head?
A: I. (eye)
Q: What letter is a drink?
A: T. (tea)
Q: What letter is a body of water?
A: C. (sea)
Q: What letter is a pronoun like “you”?
A: The letter ” I “
Q: What letter is a vegetable?
A: P. (pea)
Q: What letter is an exclamation?
A: O. (oh!)
Q: What letter is a European bird?
A: J. (Jay)
Q: What letter is looking for causes ?
A: Y. (why)
Q: What four letters frighten a thief?
A: O.I.C.U. (Oh I see you!)
Q: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years?
A: The letter “m”.
Q: Why is the letter “T” like an island ?
A: Because it is in the middle of waTer.
Q: In what way can the letter “A” help a deaf lady?
A: It can make “her” “hear.
Q: Which is the loudest vowel?
A: The letter “I”. It is always in the midst of noise
Q: What way are the letter “A” and “noon” alike?
A: Both of them are in the middle of the “day”.
Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.
Q: What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
A: Alphabet = (26 letters)
Q: What relatives are dependent on “you”?
A: Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need “U”.
Q: What is the end of everything?
A: The letter “g”.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a incredible weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
“Yesterday at the White House, President Obama met with various leaders of the American Indian tribes. He promised them, ‘If you like your medicine man, you can keep your medicine man.'” –Jay Leno
“On Monday, President Obama paid tribute to America’s oldest living veteran, 107-year-old Richard Overton. Overton credits his longevity to drinking whiskey and smoking 12 cigars every day. Now there’s a health plan we can all get behind.” –Jay Leno
“According to a new report, over a million Californians are losing their health insurance due to Obamacare. In fact, some are so angry they have already gone back to Mexico.” –Jay Leno
“’60 Minutes’ had a story that turned out not to be true about Benghazi. They had to apologize. And then today they were embarrassed again. It turns out the stopwatch on ’60 Minutes’ is not accurate.” –David Letterman
“A company is now selling bacon-scented deodorant. That’s great if you’re dating the governor of New Jersey.” –David Letterman
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
 Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
The man replies, “And how would you do that?”
The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”
The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”
The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?”
The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”
 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  ‘You ask for miracles? I give you the FBI.’
 
Answer: Die Hard! Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman) has kept one part of his plan to steal bearer bonds from the impregnable vault of the Nakatomi Building to himself: he knows that once the FBI arrive on the scene of a terrorist attack, they routinely kill the power in the hijacked building, thus disengaging the electromagnetic lock keeping the vault safe from entry. Earlier in the film, Theo (Clarence Gilyard, Jr.) had stated that it would take a miracle to disrupt the EM lock; Hans speaks the above quote to him once the power has been cut and the vault door swings open. 
 
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘There’s a sign over the urinal that says, ‘Please don’t eat the big white mint’!’
 
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Below are two clues for words that are homophones of each other. For example, “Number after one…Also” would result in “Two…Too”. Can you get all of the words?
 
1. Tiny Spider…Not sure if I will or not
2. Made the gun more accurate…Quoted
3. Container…Light
4. Head organ…Yes  
 
ANSWER: 1. Mite…Might, 2. Sighted…Cited, 3. Pail…Pale, 4. Eye…Aye
 
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
What phrase is represented by the following?
 
Look kool XtXhXeXrXoXaXdX
 
 

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