Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Wednesday November 6, 2013. How to hire the right people..

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the accounts department.
If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in operations.
If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in information technology.
If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for the day.
Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the window.
Put them on strategic planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
Congratulate them and put them in top management .
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
“Some grocery stores refuse to sell eggs to teenagers on Halloween. Isn’t that terrible? It makes me feel bad for well-behaved kids just looking to make an omelet.” -Craig Ferguson
“Here in California over the weekend, a woman gave birth in a Barnes & Noble bookstore. Apparently she did this in the New Releases section.” -Conan O’Brien
“Scientists from New Zealand have discovered a new species of dolphin. They say it’s delicious.” -Dave Letterman
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
 A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream,
“Where did you get that car?”
He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”
“With what money?” demanded his parents.
We know what a Porsche costs..”
“Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”
So the parents began to yell even louder. “Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?” they asked.
“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy. Don’t know her name-they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”
“Oh my Goodness!,” moaned the mother, “she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”
So the boy’s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.
“Well,” she said, “this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn’t intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did.”
 
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘It starts in your stomach. You know, like a tickling? And then it pulls you. The tickling pulls you.’
 
Answer: Poltergiest! Diane Freeling (JoBeth Williams) is attempting to explain to her husband Steven (Craig T. Nelson) one of the more unusual paranormal phenomena occurring in their home. 
 
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘The only reason you’re still breathing is ’cause I never kissed you.’
 
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
 Suppose you’re in a hallway lined with 100 closed lockers. 
You begin by opening every locker. Then you close every second locker. Then you go to every third locker and open it (if it’s closed) or close it (if it’s open). Let’s call this action toggling a locker. Continue toggling every nth locker on pass number n. After 100 passes, where you toggle only locker #100, how many lockers are open?
 
ANSWER: 10 lockers are left open: 
Lockers #1, 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 81, and 100. 
Each of these numbers are perfect squares. This problem is based on the factors of the locker number. 
Each locker is toggled by each factor; for example, locker #40 is toggled on pass number 1, 2, 4, 5, 8, 10, 20, and 40. That’s eight toggles: open-closed-open-closed-open-closed-open-closed.
 
The only way a locker could be left open is if it is toggled an odd number of times. The only numbers with an odd number of factors are the perfect 
squares. Thus, the perfect squares are left open. 
 
For example, locker #25 is toggled on pass number 1, 5, and 25 (three toggles): open-closed-open.
 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you decipher these common Christmas Carols? 
 
1. Happiness to the Global Ecosystem
2. Small male percussionist 
3. I am experiencing nocturnal visions of a colorless holiday 
4. Festoon the Corridors 
5. A Non-summer fairytale area 
6. Oh holiday conifer 
7. Ten plus two twenty-four hour periods of holiday festivity 
8. Hey tiny city in Israel 
9. In a remote location in a barn stall
 

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