QUOTES OF THE DAY
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
Everything is clearer when you’re in love.
Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.
Keep your face always toward the sunshine – and shadows will fall behind you.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A man goes to see a doctor and says to him, “I cannot sleep
every night because my neighbor upstairs makes
so much loud noise. He lets me get no sleep at all.”
The doctor says, “Oh, no problem! It’s easy! I’ll give
you something, and you’ll have a good sleep.”
The next day, the man goes to see the doctor again
and complains, “I have taken the pills but still cannot sleep.”
The doctor says, “Oh, my God!
They were earplugs for your ears!”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Hey! You guys wanna buy a bar?”
Answer: Running Scared! “Running Scared” (1986) stars Billy Crystal and the late Gregory Hines as Chicago cops who entertain the idea of retiring early. During a vacation in Florida, they actually buy a bar, intending to make its upkeep their new career. By the end of the film, though, they have clearly changed their minds about leaving the police department. This final line is spoken by Danny Costanzo (Crystal) to two other detectives.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? A: “I think it’s gonna rain.” B: “It is raining.” A: “Yeah.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Once again, the Booker Prize panel are sitting. And again an excerpt from a book has some key words missing.
Can you fill in the blanks so the story makes sense and also spot the connection between them?
Mr. Ix was speeding through the streets of Wimbledon, when he was pulled over by a police officer.
“It isn’t my ____!” wailed Mr. Ix noisily.
“It ____ you right,” replied the officer.
“Will it come to ____?” Ix inquired.
“If you keep up this ____ it will,” the officer replied severely.
“It is not as if I gained any ____,” Ix said ____edly.
“I would ____ to ____ you off with a caution,” admitted the officer, “but I can’t allow you through the ____ on this one,” he continued.
ANSWER: Mr. Ix was speeding through the streets of Wimbledon, when he was pulled over by a police officer.
“It isn’t my FAULT!” wailed Mr. Ix noisily.
“It SERVES you right,” replied the officer.
“Will it come to COURT?” Ix inquired.
“If you keep up this RACKET it will,” the officer replied severely.
“It is not as if I gained any ADVANTAGE,” Ix said POINTedly.
“I would LOVE to LET you off with a caution,” admitted the officer, “but I can’t allow you through the NET on this one,” he continued.
These are all terms used in the game of tennis.
A famous tennis competition is held annually in Wimbledon.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
What word/phrase is described by the following rebus?