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WELCOME to Tuesday October 15, 2013.  How about a Few Tongue Twisters?

A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook
Cookies
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I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw .
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Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said ” this butter’s bitter!
But a bit of better butter will but make my butter better” So she bought some
Better butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so
’twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!
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Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that
The big black bug bit?
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A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug
Back.
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If you understand, say “understand”.
If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”.
But if you understand and say “don’t understand”.
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
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I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
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RED BULB BLUE BULB RED BULB BLUE BULB
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“RED BLOOD BLUE BLOOD”
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I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the
Witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.
____________ _________ _______
If a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or
Slide down the slide- By S.Walton
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Bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble
____________ _________ _______
These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue .
____________ _________ _______
Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
____________ _________ _______
You curse, I curse, we all curse, for asparagus!
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Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
___________ _________ _______
A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see
Was sea, sea, sea.
___________ _________ _______
A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.
____________ _________ _______
Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller. …
____________ _________ _______
Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
____________ _________ _______
If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which
Watch?
____________ _________ _______
Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch? .
___________ _________ _______
Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.
____________ _________ _______
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I
Wouldn’t have thought so much.
____________ _________ _______
Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a
Fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a
Fellow means?”
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How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck
Wood
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I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
____________ _________ _______
An Ape hates grape cakes.
____________ _________ _______
She sells sea shells on the sea shore she sells sea shells no more
____________ _________ _______
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a
Sheet, a sheet I slit. The sheet I slit, that sheet was it.
____________ _________ _______
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
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SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES
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A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. The skunk
Thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump?
____________ _________ _______
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside
Outside his inside inn.
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If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the
Doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or
Does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
____________ _________ _______
Baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon
Bamboo, baboon bamboo……
____________ _________ _______
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne
Throughout Thursday.
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Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.
___________ _________ _______
Do tongue twisters twist your tongue?
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Friendly Fleas and Fire Flies
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If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not
Worth noticing.
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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn’t very
fuzzy… was he???
___________ _________ _______
How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can
cans.
____________ _________ _______
How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop
wood?
___________ _________ _______
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug
bleed?
____________ _________ _______
If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his
Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.
Jonathan Swift
Love is the joy of the good, the wonder of the wise, the amazement of the Gods.
Plato
Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun.
Pablo Picasso
In the world of words, the imagination is one of the forces of nature.
Wallace Stevens
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Jules Renard
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity, almost crazy, and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to…”
The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before.
For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?”
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied… “My wife’s first husband.”
 
 
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  A: “So? What do you think?” B: “I think…it’s not all bad.”
 
Answer: Grand Canyon! Writer-director Lawrence Kasdan fills “Grand Canyon” (1991) with a lot of moralizing and ruminating about the disheartening state of modern society set against a Los Angeles backdrop. Simon (Danny Glover) tells his newfound friend Mac (Kevin Kline) that what he needs to put things into perspective is a visit to the Grand Canyon. In the very last scene of the film, Mac’s family and Simon’s family make that visit together. During Mac’s first real look at one of the natural wonders of the world, Simon and Mac exchange these lines.
 
 
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “Hey! You guys wanna buy a bar?”
 
 
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
 What is this?
 
110m Hurdles
 
Lane 1 R.Hugh
Lane 2 T.Mann
 
ANSWER: The human race.  The Hugh Mann Race 
 
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Once again, the Booker Prize panel are sitting. And again an excerpt from a book has some key words missing.
Can you fill in the blanks so the story makes sense and also spot the connection between them?
Mr. Ix was speeding through the streets of Wimbledon, when he was pulled over by a police officer.
“It isn’t my ____!” wailed Mr. Ix noisily.
“It ____ you right,” replied the officer.
“Will it come to ____?” Ix inquired.
“If you keep up this ____ it will,” the officer replied severely.
“It is not as if I gained any ____,” Ix said ____edly.
“I would ____ to ____ you off with a caution,” admitted the officer, “but I can’t allow you through the ____ on this one,” he continued.
 
 
 

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