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WELCOME to Tuesday October 8, 2013.    Conflicting Proverbs…..

Conflicting Proverbs
Actions speak louder than words.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
Look before you leap.
He who hesitates is lost.
Many hands make light work.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
A silent man is a wise one.
A man without words is a man without thoughts.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
Clothes make the man.
Don’t judge a book by its cover.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Better safe than sorry.
The bigger, the better.
The best things come in small packages.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Out of sight, out of mind.
What will be, will be.
Life is what you make it.
Cross your bridges when you come to them.
Forewarned is forearmed.
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
One man’s meat is another man’s poison.
With age comes wisdom.
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings come all wise sayings.
The more, the merrier.
Two’s company; three’s a crowd
It’s no wonder we’re all confused.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
“We are at a standstill with the government shutdown. Passport offices have been closed too. Interesting fact: Passport lines take exactly the same amount of time whether the passport office is open or not.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“A Vatican cardinal said Jesus was the original tweeter. I don’t know how popular he was. He only had 12 followers.” -Conan O’Brien
“The New York City opera shut down. They’re bankrupt. If you go out in the street and ask somebody what they think about opera, they’ll say they think opera is that woman who gives away cars on her TV show.” -Dave Letterman
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Before my daughter went on her first date, I gave her “the talk.”
“Sometimes, it’s easy to get carried away when you are with a boy,” I said. “Remember, a short moment of indiscretion could ruin your life.”
“Don’t worry,” she said. “I don’t plan on ruining my life until I get married.”
 
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “All I ever settled for was that we’re born to live and then to die, and we’ve got to do it alone, each in his own way. And I guess that’s why we’ve got to love those people who deserve it like there’s no tomorrow. Because when you get right down to it…there isn’t.”
 
Answer: Vision Quest! This bit of wisdom is from the voice-over of Louden Swain (Matthew Modine), the main character of the film who has just won the wrestling match for which he has spent the entire film training vigorously.
 
“Vision Quest” (1985) seems on the surface to be just a movie about high school wrestling, but it’s really more a coming-of-age story and a compelling romance.  
 
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “That won’t be necessary. You see, Sarah, Harold, we’ve taken a secret vote. We’re not leaving. We’re never leaving.”
 
 
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
I am so small, and sometimes I’m missed.
I get misplaced, misused, and help you when you list.
People usually pause when they see me,
So can you tell me what I could be? 
 
ANSWER: A comma
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What is this rebus?
QUE___ON

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