WELCOME to Friday October 4, 2013. A Few Random Thoughts….
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway, nobody!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“The federal government has shut down, and 800,000 federal employees are out of work. That explains why tonight our entire studio audience is made up of park rangers and astronauts.” -Conan O’Brien
“Yeah, money is tight right now in Washington. In fact after 128 years, the National Aquarium in D.C. may have to close because it’s running out of money. Officials say they plan on relocating all the fish to another aquarium nearby — then the fish were like, ‘Hey, isn’t that a Red Lobster?'” -Jimmy Fallon
“The government may be shut down. But we are open for business here! What are we doing here? Shouldn’t we all be out looting a Best Buy or something? Who wants to start a post-apocalyptic motorcycle gang?” -Jimmy Kimmel
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
I’m not the easiest guy in the world to get along with. So when our anniversary rolled around, I wanted my wife to know how much I appreciated her tolerating me for the past 20 years. I ordered flowers and told the florist to enclose a card that read, ‘Thanks for putting up with me so long.’
When my wife got the delivery, she called me at work.
“Just where do you think you going?” she asked.
“What do you mean?” I said.
She read the card aloud as the florist had written it: “Thanks for putting up with me. So long.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Mortal men and women defending your own world. It’s not about death but life.”
Answer: Mortal Kombat! Lord Rayden (Christopher Lambert) says this to Lu Kang, Sonja Blade, and Johnny Cage on the ship to the tournament to save Earth from the Emperor of Out World. He is trying to convince them that it is an honor to fight for all of humanity.
“Mortal Kombat” was made in 1995 and is one of the first video games to ever be made into a movie. “Mortal Kombat” is about a group of fighters who are chosen to partake in a tournament to save Earth from destruction by the Emperor of Out World.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “You’re not such a bad guy. You just dress badly.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Some say I changed the course of ALL history.
My medicine is powerful and is almost free.
It is fabled I inspired a very heavy truth.
And Bill Gates was a little uncouth.
Adam & Eve’s apple,
An apple a day, etc.
Newton was never really hit on the head by an apple.
Windows was inspired by the Apple GUI, which Gates got to copy through a legal trick.
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
What are these?
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