Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏


WELCOME to Thursday October 3, 2013.  FUNNY QUOTES….

Practice makes a man perfect… – But nobody’s perfect….. . So why practice?
Money is not everything. – There’s MasterCard & Visa.
One should love animals. – They are so tasty .
Save water. – Shower with your girl friend.
Love thy neighbor. – But don’t get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman – And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. – After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry – And when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term. – It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Love is photogenic – It needs darkness to develop
Children in backseats cause accidents – Accidents in backseats cause children
“Your future depends on your dreams” – So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day – Than waking up every morning
“Hard work never killed anybody” – But why take the risk !
“Work fascinates me” – I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives; – Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two’s company, – three’s the result!
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know – So… Why learn.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
“Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.”
– Pablo Picasso
“It is easier to stay out than get out.”
– Mark Twain
“Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.”
– Mother Teresa
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
*The boss* was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t
getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that
Read: “*I’m the Boss*!” He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:
“*Your wife called, she wants her sign back*!”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Play it faster. Play it faster.”
Answer:  Cat’s Eye! This is a short story by Stephen King called “The General”, and it is the final segment of three stories in the movie. The little girl on the bed, the troll on the record player, and the cat playing with the speed switch of the record player is classic. Amanda says play it faster when the troll is on the record player, and the cat, known as General, paws the switch that changes the speed of the record player.
“The General” was made for the movie, and about a cat trying to rescue a little girl from the troll in the wall.  The movie is tied together by the cat’s adventures in “Quitter’s Inc” and “The Ledge”, before it goes into “The General”. One of the two other stories in this movie is called “Quitter’s Inc”; it’s about a smoker trying to quit smoking. The story is also found in Stephen King’s “Night Shift”. “The Ledge” is the second story, and it’s about a tennis pro who is having an affair with a millionaire’s wife. The husband and the tennis pro make a bet about walking around the building’s ledge. It is also found in “Night Shift.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “Mortal men and women defending your own world. It’s not about death but life.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
What phrase is this?
Stock list
3 x Mile (Expires 25/11/04)
2 x Tile (Expires 4/4/05)
2 x While (No Expiration Date)
ANSWER: While Stocks Last
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Some say I changed the course of ALL history.
My medicine is powerful and is almost free.
It is fabled I inspired a very heavy truth.
And Bill Gates was a little uncouth.

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