Practice makes a man perfect… – But nobody’s perfect….. . So why practice?
Money is not everything. – There’s MasterCard & Visa.
One should love animals. – They are so tasty .
Save water. – Shower with your girl friend.
Love thy neighbor. – But don’t get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman – And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. – After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry – And when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term. – It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Love is photogenic – It needs darkness to develop
Children in backseats cause accidents – Accidents in backseats cause children
“Your future depends on your dreams” – So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day – Than waking up every morning
“Hard work never killed anybody” – But why take the risk !
“Work fascinates me” – I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives; – Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two’s company, – three’s the result!
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know – So… Why learn.