Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Monday September 30, 2013.   Gpappy & Glammother

Let it be know on this day, September 30, 2013, that hereafter and forevermore the grandparent names know as “Grandfather'” and “Grandmother have been officially retired along with the look as well! Nowadays’s the age of 60 is the new 40, and 50 is the new 30! To that end grandparents shall be now know as Gpappy and Glammother! 
Now the godfather title which has been forever immortalized in movies is still relevant and will be used forever! This is now true because you can read it here forever on the internet! 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   
Anything looked at closely becomes wonderful.
A. R. Ammons
Self-love is the source of all our other loves.
Pierre Corneille
I paint as if I were Rothschild.
Paul Cezanne
Man is a creative retrospection of nature upon itself.
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Timothy Leary
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so the pastor stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.
After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor’s family expanded; so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor’s expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the pastor’s additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost.
After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke,
“Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us.” Silence fell over the congregation.
In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice…
“Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers (Rubber Boots).”
 
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  “Must go faster. Must go faster. Go go go,”
 
Answer: “Jurassic Park” and “Independence Day”
 
Jeff Goldblum says this quote in both movies; in “Jurassic Park” (1993), it’s when the T-Rex is chasing the Jeep, while Muldoon is driving away from the T-Rex pen, with Ellie and Ian. He says this as the T-Rex is snapping at the back bumper of the jeep. “Jurassic Park” is about cloning dinosaurs, and what can go wrong in doing such a thing. 
 
In “Independence Day” (1996), David (Jeff’s character) says this when he and Will Smith are fleeing the mother ship, after setting the nuke in it, and they are trying to get out of the hanger before the door closes. They are being shot at by the alien ships chasing them, and the door is closing. “ID4” is about aliens coming to Earth to take over, and the world unites to send them away. 
 
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???  “Oh my god, we’re gonna die.” 
 
 
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
 The following great kings are together today in what common form?
King David
King Arthur
Charlemagne and
Julius Caesar
ANSWER: According to common legend, each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades – King David
Clubs – King Arthur
Hearts – Charlemagne
Diamonds – Julius Caesar
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
What phrase is shown in the figure below?
S-n-o-w

Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.   https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ LINKS2 CHECK OUT: http://www.slampi.org. http://www.hopeBUILD.org. http://www.wcscatering.com. http://www.Eucman.freedom10.com, 

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