WELCOME to Monday September 16, 2013. Positive Outlook
How to start your day with a positive outlook
Open a new file in your PC.
Name it as “Boss”.
Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?”
Answer calmly, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly….
Feel better? Have A Nice Day.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
There is only one rule for being a good talker – learn to listen.
All life is a manifestation of the spirit, the manifestation of love.
Every painting is a voyage into a sacred harbour.
Giotto di Bondone
The day, water, sun, moon, night – I do not have to purchase these things with money.
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.
“Why do we have to learn this stuff?” the frustrated student blurted out.
“To save lives,” the professor responded before continuing the lecture.
A few minutes later the student spoke up again. “So how does physics save lives?”
The professor stared at the student without saying a word. “Physics saves lives,” he finally continued, “because it keeps the idiots out of medical school.”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Poor John. Who says poor John? Don’t everybody sob at once! My God, if I went up in flames there’s not a living soul who’d pee on me to put the fire out!”
Answer: The Lion In Winter! This Oscar-winning film stars two of the greatest actors of all time, in Peter O’Toole and Katherine Hepburn. It is the story of the English royal family of Christmas, 1183. King Henry II and his family gather at Chinon to greet the young King of France, played superbly by Timothy Dalton.
This line is uttered by Nigel Terry (“Arthur” from the 1981 movie “Excalibur”) portraying Prince John. He says this while sulking on the ground, after he is told that he is no longer the chosen heir to Henry II’s throne. His brother Richard’s (Anthony Hopkins, in his feature film debut) response “Let’s strike a flint and see…” was exactly what the audience was thinking at that moment!
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “Like I told my last wife, I said, ‘Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides… it’s all in the reflexes.'”
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
Remove a letter from each of the words below and rearrange the remaining letters to form new words. The 10 words will all fall into a certain category. For example, given the words DEAR, ANGRY, and RENEGE, you could drop the “A” in DEAR to get RED, drop the “N” in ANGRY to get GRAY, and drop an “E” in RENEGE to get GREEN. These would all fall into the category of “Colors”.
If you’re stuck, the hint will name the category. The tough part is getting all 10 words.
ANSWER: Like the hint says, these are all recipe directions:
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
You are an expert on paranormal activity and have been hired to locate a spirit haunting an old resort hotel. Strong signs indicate that the spirit lies behind one of four doors. The inscriptions on each door read as follows:
Door A: It’s behind B or C
Door B: It’s behind A or D
Door C: It’s in here
Door D: It’s not in here
Your psychic powers have told you three of the inscriptions are false, and one is true. Behind which door will you find the spirit?
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