QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Tears may be dried up, but the heart – never.”
– Marguerite de Valois
“I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.”
– Jules Renard
“One man practicing sportsmanship is better than a hundred teaching it.”
– Knute Rockne
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door.
In steps a very large man. The dwarf stares and says “You’re the biggest man I have ever seen”.
The man nods his head, and replies “I’m 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I’m Turner Brown.”
The dwarf faints!
After regaining his consciousness, the dwarf asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, “I said I’m 6 – 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown.”
The dwarf looked relieved and started laughing.
“For a minute there, I thought you said ‘Turn Around’.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “You have taken care of the little fish. I will take care of the one that got away.”
Answer: “Clear and Present Danger” centers around CIA Deputy Director of Intelligence Jack Ryan uncovering an illegal war being fought by the US government against a Colombian drug cartel. Cartel leader Ernesto Escobato is the unfortunate victim of betrayal by his own intelligence officer, Felix Cortez. Cortez has aspirations of taking over the Medellin Cartel and makes a back room deal with senior White House official, James Cutter: they deliver the US Special Forces in Colombia to his mercenaries and he’ll “take care” of Escobato.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “The day that I sell out my countrymen will be the day that I put a bullet through my own head”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
I’ve been to more countries than you’ll ever see.
I’ve been to church every Sunday.
I’ve been folded, pressed, even stuffed inside leather.
I’ve been dreamt about, coveted, and fought over.
People want me, yet despise me.
I have no true purpose except to travel.
I have no true mission in life except to be given and taken.
I have no true identity since I am but a clone.
I have no true name since I bear only the names of others.
People see my face and see another’s face as well.
I am life to some.
I am death to others.
I am common as grass.
I am sometimes as rare as the perfect sunset.
People rely on me more than almost anything else.
What am I?
ANSWER: A U.S. dollar. You can pay for life with money. People become homeless when they don’t have money. People rely on the air and the sun more, so I couldn’t say that this was the most important. 🙂
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
What term is this?
Nature takes classes
Nature sits exams