QUOTES OF THE DAY
“The NFL is considering hiring a mother of three to be a referee. They wanted someone who’s used to giving time-outs.” -Conan O’Brien
“A new survey found that one-third of married women with pets say their animals are better listeners than their husbands. When husbands heard that they were like, ‘Huh?
You say something?'” -Jimmy Fallon
“According to a survey by Playboy magazine, three percent of women can’t remember their natural hair color. You know what you call these women? Blondes.” -Jay Leno
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Do I look that shady? I just got a GPS for my car, and my first trip with it was to a drugstore. Since the manual said not to leave it in the car unattended, I brought it with me into the store. While there, the GPS came alive, and a voice stated, “Lost satellite contact.”
I wasn’t embarrassed until a woman turned to me and said, “Your ankle bracelet monitor is talking to you.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “What are we going to do about this dinner?” “We have blue soup to start, orange pudding to end, and, well, for a main course you have congealed green gunge.”
Answer: “Bridget Jones’ Diary” is a classic romantic comedy all about the life of Bridget Jones, who is single and in her 30s, and wants to meet the right man for her. She decides to take control of her life by keeping a diary, to tell the truth about her, such as whether or not she has lost any weight or cut down on smoking and drinking alcohol. But it turns out hard for Bridget to find the right man, particularly as she has the tendency to say whatever is on her mind at the time!
The first quote (“What are we going to do about this dinner?”) is said by Bridget and the reply (“We have blue soup to start, orange pudding to end, and, well, for a main course you have congealed green gunge.”) is from Mark Darcy. This is said when it is Bridget’s birthday, and Bridget tries to cook dinner but it does not turn out very well!
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “Hey listen, Sparky. I have a masters in journalism from Columbia, my boss loves me, and if I do it her way for a while, I can write about whatever I want.”
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
It is a portable arcade. A hand-held amusement resource with no cartridges or batteries. Access games of speed, dexterity, memory, cunning. Produce magical effects or construct lofty towers. Some games can increase your income.
ANSWER: A deck of cards.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What phrase is represented here?
Let me win the lottery
Let me find my true love
Let me be famous
Let me be popular
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