Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Thursday August 15, 2013. Thought provoking humor…… 

Difference between Focusing on Problems and Focusing on Solutions
Case 1
When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn’t work at zero gravity (ink won’t flow down to the writing surface). To solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees C.
And what did the Russians do…?? They used a pencil.
Case 2
One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of the empty soapbox, which happened in one of Japan’s biggest cosmetics companies. The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a soapbox that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department. For some reason, one soapbox went through the assembly line empty. Management asked its engineers to solve the problem.. Post-haste, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soapboxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent whoopee amount to do so.
But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed with the same problem, he did not get into complications of X-rays, etc., but instead came out with another solution. He bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each soapbox passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line.
Moral: 1. Always look for simple solutions…
2. Devise the simplest possible solution that solves the problems…
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
“A sound mind in a sound body is a short but full description of a happy state in this world.”
– John Locke
“The best way to keep one’s word is not to give it.”
– Napoleon Bonaparte
“Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.”
– Evan Esar
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
 A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her.
 
Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of her socket towards the man. With his quick reflexes, he caught it in mid-air. 
 
“Oh my god, I am sooooo sorry,” the woman said as she popped her eye back in the socket. “Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you.” 
 
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman invited him back to her place for a drink. 
 
They went back to her house, and played cards.
 
The next morning when he awoke, she had already gotten up and brought him breakfast in bed. 
 
The guy was amazed. “You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?” 
 
“No, she replied…. You just happened to catch my eye!” 
 
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  “Put them (your hands) on the Oodles of Noodles.” “Chicken or beef?”  “Chicken!”
 
Answer: “Blue Streak” involves Miles Logan pretending to be a cop so that he can retrieve a diamond that he once hid in a building, because he had stolen it and was about to get caught by the police. Unfortunately, while Miles was in jail, the building he hid the diamond in was redeveloped into a police station! The only way Miles can get into the building is to pretend he is a policeman!
 
Miles says this quote to his friend, Tulley, to put his hands on the Oodles of Noodles, because Miles is pretending to be a cop and Tulley is robbing the shop they are in. Miles doesn’t realise it is Tulley at first, and so he is attempting to arrest him! 
 
 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “You’re gonna talk to me about style? You can’t even dress yourself… look at that bow tie.”
“Don’t you be talking about my bow tie!”
 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you decipher the phrase depicted below?
 
Stand Oath
U     UR  
 
ANSWER: You understand you’re under oath (U under STAND UR under OATH)  
 
Thursday’s Quizzler is………. 
A magazine competition invited people to come up with “invented” inventions of the cyber-age. 
For example, a solar powered clothes drier (a rope) and a hand-held word processor (a pencil). Can you guess what this is?
 
It’s a graphic media emulator. High-resolution, thin-screen monitor that produces near-perfect emulations of all graphical media. Used as cosmetic analyzer.
 
What is it?
 
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. RENNA WILD! INCREDIBLE SOLVING JOB RENNA! EmojiEmoji
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