QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.” -Demetri Martin
“A new study shows that large doses of Vitamin E do not protect against heart attacks and cancer, and might actually raise the risk of heart failure. The study was published in this month’s Journal of Things that Scientists Told You to Do Last Month That Turned Out to Be Harmful This Month.” –Dennis Miller
“There exists a widespread myth that humans should learn about sex from their parents. My relationship with my father nearly ended when he tried to teach me how to drive. I can’t imagine our relationship having survived his instructing me how to have sex.” –Bob Smith
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
At the school where my mother worked, the two first-grade teachers were Miss Paine and Mrs. Hacking. One morning the mother of a student called in the middle of a flu epidemic to excuse her daughter from school.
“Is she in Paine or Hacking?” the school secretary asked.
“She feels fine,” said the confused mom. “We have company, and I’m keeping her home.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That’s about it.”
Answer: “Forrest Gump” is about the life of a man called Forrest Gump, who has a low IQ. He ends up meeting very important people throughout his life, such as John F. Kennedy, without really realising the significance of this. It also involves Forrest trying to win over the love of his life, Jenny.
Bubba says this and much more about all the things you can eat shrimp with, as he and his family like shrimp! He is telling this to his friend, Forrest Gump, whilst they are together in Vietnam fighting in the war. After the war, Forrest sets up a successful business, the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “Put them (your hands) on the Oodles of Noodles.” “Chicken or beef?” “Chicken!”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Take the list of words below and arrange them into 3 sentences that all have something in common. Each word is only used once for each time it appears in the list. Punctuation is not an issue in this teaser in the initial placement of words. Only names are capitalized to start with.
DAD, LET, LETS, LEW, MARGE, MISSES, NO, NORAH, ORDERED, ROSES, SEE, SHARON’S, SIMON, TELEGRAM, TELL, WE’LL,
What are the sentences and what do they have in common?
ANSWER: 1: MARGE LETS NORAH SEE SHARON’S TELEGRAM.
2: WE’LL LET DAD TELL LEW.
3: NO MISSES ORDERED ROSES, SIMON.
All three sentences, when correctly placed, are palindromes. They read the same backward and forward.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you decipher the phrase depicted below?
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