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WELCOME to Thursday August 1, 2013.  Geography of a Woman/Man…..

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild,
fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe .
Well developed and open to trade, especially
for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and
all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war,
doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada ,
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious
past and the wisdom of the ages…..
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Eleanor Roosevelt
When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness.
Max Eastman
The poetry of the earth is never dead.
John Keats
Somebody’s boring me. I think it’s me.
Dylan Thomas
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.  Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.  “Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath, “You scared us half to death — we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?”  “Those fools!” the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”
 
 
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I don’t know what’s scarier, losing nuclear weapons, or that it happens so often there’s actually a term for it.”
 
Answer:  Broken Arrow! This quote by Whaley (Giles Prentice) takes place during a meeting of military officers and members of the President’s cabinet, as they discuss strategies for recovering two lost nuclear warheads that were stolen by Vic Deakins (John Travolta). 
 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “Did you know that there are four hundred and fifty-two official government cheeses in this country? Don’t you think that’s incredible? To come up with four hundred and fifty-two ways of classifying what is basically a bacterial process?”
 
 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
 In a box you have 13 white marbles and 15 black marbles. You also have 28 black marbles outside the box. Remove two marbles, randomly, from the box. If they are of different colors, put the white one back in the box. If they are the same color, take them out and put a black marble back in the box. Continue this until only one marble remains in the box. What color is the last marble?
 
ANSWER:  The last marble will be WHITE.
 
Since marbles can only be taken out in pairs and you started off with an odd number of whites there is always going to be one white left over that you’ll keep putting back in the box until it’s left on its own.
 
 
Thursday’s Quizzler is………. 
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 1/2 goat?

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