It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts – your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it’s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Thursday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Create around one at least a small circle where matters are arranged as one wants them to be.
The love of family and the admiration of friends is much more important than wealth and privilege.
To be interested solely in technique would be a very superficial thing to me.
Every kid has a bug period… I never grew out of mine.
E. O. Wilson
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
During a bank robbery the police chief told the sergeant to cover all exits so the robbers could not get away.
Later the sergeant reports to the chief. “Sorry Sir, but they got away.”
The chief very angry says, “I told you to cover all of the exits!”
“I did,” replied the sergeant, “but they got away through the entrance.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Crude? No, sir. Our “founding parents” were pompous, white, middle-aged farmers, but they were also great men. Because they knew one thing that all great men should know: that they didn’t know everything. Sure, they’d make mistakes, but they made sure to leave a way to correct them. The president is not an “elected king”, no matter how many bombs he can drop. Because the “crude” Constitution doesn’t trust him. He’s just a bum, okay Mr. Pitkannan? He’s just a bum.”
Answer: With Honors! This quote comes from the scene in the classroom at Harvard where Simon (Joe Pesci) answers Professor Pitkannen’s (Gore Vidal) question as to the genius of the U.S.Constitution.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “You see, drinking is a matter of algebraic ratio. How drunk you get is caused by the amount of alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight. You see my point? It’s not that you had too much to drink. You’re just too skinny.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you take the numbers 23, 23, 23, and 23, and make the total equal 24 using basic arithmetic signs (*, /, +, -)? Each number may only be used once, and every number must be used.
For example, if given 2, 2, 4, and 6, the answer would be
6/2 = 3
3*2 = 6
6*4 = 24
2, 2, 4, and 6 were all used once.
ANSWER: For 23, 23, 23, and 23, the answer is
23*23 = 529
529+23 = 552
552/23 = 24
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
A potato’s key tool, I have all the power.
I am generally used on the half or full hour.
If my cells were deceased or lost or the such,
My partner would only respond to your touch.
What am I?
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