All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy.
All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.
All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. – Walt Disney
All probabilities are really 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won’t.
All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.
All syllogisms have three parts; therefore this is not a syllogism.
All the world is a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
All things being equal, all things are never equal.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
The best way out is always through.
Lord, grant that I might not so much seek to be loved as to love.
Francis of Assisi
Illusions are art, for the feeling person, and it is by art that we live, if we do.
Perhaps the truth depends on a walk around the lake.
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.
“Let’s have a party, Homer,” she suggested. “Let’s kill a pig.”
The farmer scratched his grizzled head. “Gee, Ethel,” he finally answered, “I don’t see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it.”
Answer: Rafiki, from The Lion King! Rafiki is a mandrill who serves as a Grand Vizier to the lion king. Since Ahadi ruled the Pride Lands, Rafiki was an adviser to Mufasa and even Scar; he currently serves Simba.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???
“I’m scared of everything. I’m scared of what I saw. I’m scared of what I did, of who I am…. and most of all, I’m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I’m with you.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
What term is this?
Mouth 2 4 Nose
Eyes 1 0 Ears
Tongue 2 2 Teeth
ANSWER: Tongue Tied
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Each statement describes two words that when fused together create a new unrelated word (not a compound word). The clues do not necessarily indicate in which order the two words are attached. Example: This is the oldness of a tablet (pill + age = pillage).
1) This is a sleep relative.
2) This is a masculine painting.
3) This is when a snake stops moving.
4) This is body waste from a fruit
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