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download (2)WELCOME to Wednesday July 17, 2013.   More Pondering….

 
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
 
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
 
The pen is mightier than the sword — if the sword is very small and the pen is real sharp.
 
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
 
Call me insane one more time and I’ll eat your other eye!
 
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
 
When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?
 
Stupidity got us into this mess. Why can’t it get us out?
 
The trouble with doing nothing is that you never know when you are finished.
 
Money isn’t everything, but at least it encourages relatives to stay in touch.   
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!  
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
“Residents of northeast Colorado want to divide Colorado into two states, and they want to call the new state North Colorado. If you’re going to go to the trouble of creating a new state, give it a cool name like Danger Zone, or Colorado 2: The Reckoning.” -Jimmy Kimmel
 
“A new study found that Americans are exercising more than ever but still not losing much weight. Not good � in fact, it’s all I could think about on my jog to Dunkin’ Donuts.” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“According to a new study in the Journal of American Medicine, marijuana can actually help make you thinner. Using marijuana can make you thinner unless you’re taking it in brownie form.” -Jay Leno 
 
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
I was working in the sun all day, putting finishing touches on the new deck outside my house. My sister pulled into the driveway, greeted me, and looked over my work.
 
“Wow,” she gushed, “you’re an expert.”
 
Feeling complimented and satisfied, but…trying not to seem egotistical, I responded… “Once you get going, it’s pretty easy!”
 
She looked puzzled and wondering if I’d misunderstood her I asked, “What did you just say?”
 
She replied, “I said, your neck’s burnt!” 
 
 
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???   Do, or do not. There is no “try”. 
 
Answer: Yoda (from The Empire Strikes Back)! Yoda is a character in the Star Wars universe, first appearing in the 1980 film Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. In the original films, he trains Luke Skywalker to fight against the evil Galactic Empire. In the prequel films, he serves as Grand Master of the Jedi Council and as a general in the Clone Wars.
 
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???“Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it.”
 
 
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Thirty men with ladies, two, 
Standing around with nothing to do, 
Dressed in formal, black and white, 
Yet when they move it begins a fight. 
 
What happened?
 
ANSWER: A chess match  
 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is………. 
What term is this?
 
Results
 
Mouth 2 4 Nose
Eyes 1 0 Ears
Tongue 2 2 Teeth
 
 

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