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download (1)WELCOME to Monday July 15, 2013.   Pondering……….

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What’s another word for thesaurus?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.
Douglas Horton
I like not only to be loved, but also to be told I am loved.
George Eliot
Art is the triumph over chaos.
John Cheever
A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.
Michael Pollan
I’d like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
Pablo Picasso
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.
Finally she couldn’t take it any longer, and told him, “Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!”.
“Really?” he said. Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to call the grocery store.
A clerk answers and Tom says “Can I please talk to the Vice President of peas?”
The clerk replies “Canned or frozen?”
 
 
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? The truth is… I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart… and I never really got it back.
 
Answer: Reese Witherspoon, Sweet Home Alabama! A young woman with a Southern background runs away from her husband in Alabama and reinvents herself as a New York socialite.
 
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?
 
 
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
You are on your way to visit your Grandma, who lives at the end of the valley. It’s her birthday, and you want to give her the cakes you’ve made.
Between your house and her house, you have to cross 7 bridges, and as it goes in the land of make believe, there is a troll under every bridge! Each troll, quite rightly, insists that you pay a troll toll. Before you can cross their bridge, you have to give them half of the cakes you are carrying, but as they are kind trolls, they each give you back a single cake.
How many cakes do you have to leave home with to make sure that you arrive at Grandma’s with exactly 2 cakes? 
 
ANSWER: 2: At each bridge you are required to give half of your cakes, and you receive one back. Which leaves you with 2 cakes after every bridge.
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
What phrase?
SOMething
 
 

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