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This is a list of what all the advertising terms on products really mean…
NEW – Different color from previous design.
ALL NEW – Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.
EXCLUSIVE – Imported product.
UNMATCHED – Almost as good as the competition.
FOOLPROOF OPERATION – No provision for adjustments.
ADVANCED DESIGN – The advertising agency doesn’t understand it.
IT’S HERE AT LAST – Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.
FIELD TESTED – Manufacturer lacks test equipment.
HIGH ACCURACY – Unit on which all parts fit.
FUTURISTIC – No other reason why it looks the way it does.
REDESIGNED – Previous flaws fixed – we hope.
DIRECT SALES ONLY – Factory had a big argument with distributor.
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT – We finally got one to work.
BREAKTHROUGH – We finally figured out a use for it.
MAINTENANCE FREE – Impossible to fix.
MEETS ALL STANDARDS – Ours, not yours.
SOLID-STATE – Heavy as hell.
LESS FATTENING – Now doesn’t have the same fat content as pig stomach lining.
HIGH RELIABILITY – We made it work long enough to ship it.
NON-REFUNDABLE – We couldn’t make it work long enough to ship it.
FAT FREE – You pay for the food, but the fat is free.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Our entire life – consists ultimately in accepting ourselves as we are.
But surely for everything you have to love you have to pay some price.
Drawing is like making an expressive gesture with the advantage of permanence.
The most beautiful thing in the world is, of course, the world itself.
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A couple moved to the country side for their retirement living thinking they were going to live in midst of free animals.
One mild winter, they had a bit of a problem with rodents in the garage.
So they bought one of those little sub-sonic mouse repellant from city, the kind you plug in and they emit some kind of ultrasonic sound that drives off mice.
The husband was showing it to their neighbor and explaining that it was an animal repellant. He told her that it worked on every thing from mice to elephants.
“Really!?” she said, “Mice to elephants, eh.” sounding a bit skeptical.
“Yes,” he replied, seriously. “We’ve had it here for a couple of weeks now and we haven’t had a single elephant in the garage the whole time!”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “You know if you’re gonna ask someone to save the world, you’d better make sure they like it the way it is.”
Answer: “XXX” is a rip roaring action movie with muscle man Vin Diesel, playing his usual hard man image with bells on! It’s the story of a big time thrill seeker, Xander Cage, who is approached by the US government to find out what a dangerous Russian crime ring are up to. Rob Cohen directed this movie and the stunts are just mind blowing.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “Aim small, miss small,”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
What’s the rebus, here: J, ____ & Titanic
ANSWER: Hook, line and sinker.
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
I am full of shimmer and shine.
Every color of the rainbow shows
yet I am clear.
When I appear there is fun for all
but I always disappear.
What Am I?