Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

disney-sweaterWELCOME to Friday June 21, 2013.   

We all fail sometimes. But there’s something about failing with style. Here are some of the best test paper blunders from the most clueless – and inventive – of students.
* Classical Studies *
Question: Name one of the early Romans’ greatest achievements.
Answer: Learning to speak Latin
* Biology *
Question: What is a fibula?
Answer: A little lie
* Classical Studies *
Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar’s death?
Answer: Suspicious ones
* Biology *
Question: Give an example of a smoking-related disease
Answer: Early death
* Biology *
Question: What is a plasmid?
Answer: A high definition television
* Religious Studies *
Question: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called?
Answer: Monotony
* Physics *
Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels.
Answer: Fire
* Geography *
Question: What does the term “lava” mean?
Answer: A pre-pubescent caterpillar
* Geography *
Question: The race of people known as Malays come from which country?
Answer: Malaria
* Geography *
Question: Name one famous Greek landmark
Answer: The most famous Greek landmark is the Apocalypse
* History *
Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Friday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY 
“Nestle has launched a new premium water called ‘Resource.’ They say it is made specifically for a woman who is a little on the trendy side and the higher income side. ‘Resource’ sounds so much better than tap water for women who are really rich and stupid.” -Jay Leno
“A new survey found that 70 percent of Americans admit to ‘going through the motions’ at their jobs. And the other 30 percent blah, blah, blah, punch line.” -Jimmy Fallon
“There’s a new movie out called ‘Now You See Me,’ and it’s about everyone’s favorite subject, magic. It’s not that difficult to be a magician. All you need is a cape, a top hat, and a willingness to sell your soul to Satan in exchange for mystical powers.” -Craig Ferguson
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
During a heartfelt chat with her friend about relationships, my wife sighed and said, “You know, if something happened to Lloyd, I don’t think I could ever marry again.”
 
Her friend nodded sympathetically. “I know what you mean,” she said. “Once is enough.” 
 
 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I got Harlem, I took care of Harlem so Harlem’s gonna take care of me.”
 
 Answer: American Gangster! “American Gangster” was a surprising role for Denzel Washington to play, as in most of the films I have seen him in, he played such a good guy. He plays the part of Frank Lucas, an organised crime boss, who became the biggest distributor of heroin in the Harlem district of Manhattan. The film also stars Russell Crowe as the detective, who eventually gets his man. 
 
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “I knew a man once who said, ‘Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.'”
 
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
 One snowy night, Sherlock Holmes was in his house sitting by a fire. All of a sudden a snowball came crashing through his window, breaking it. Holmes got up and looked out the window just in time to see three neighborhood kids who were brothers run around a corner. Their names were John Crimson, Mark Crimson and Paul Crimson.
The next day Holmes got a note on his door that read “? Crimson. He broke your window.”
Which of the three Crimson brothers should Sherlock Holmes question about the incident?
 
ANSWER: Mark Crimson 
 
“?” = question MARK, so the note on the door reads “Question Mark Crimson. He broke your window.” 
 
Friday’s Quizzler is………. 
What famous classical composition is shown by the following:
Bach, Berlioz, Bizet, Borodin, Beethoven, Brahms
 
 
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