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kim-is-hungryWELCOME to Monday June 17, 2013.   

Yesterday was Fathers day and it was an incredible day for me not because of the 8,000 ties that I received or the card that said I was the “Boss for a Day”, but because of my family! As a father I realize that the most important thing for me is God and family! I have been blessed with two incredible sons and two incredible daughters. I’ve always told them that it’s their job to do better then me, they have to take it to the next level. My oldest son Cortney(Euclid Jr.), went to Jackson State, and is married to his wonderful wife Tenecia, who is expecting our first grand baby this year. I will be a happy grand pappy! My other son Justin graduated from Morehouse college in Atlanta and is now in Law school in Detroit. My daughter Chelsea graduated from FAM U in Florida and is now in Law school in Ft. Lauderdale and my other daughter Chauncey is just graduated from Spelman college in Atlanta. Now what more could a father ask for? As men we need to know that our line, our legacy will live on! We can’t have babies, but we can be the best fathers that we can be and raise our children right by giving them our time and our love!
Children are the very best presents a wife can give her husband and they are the best presents for my fathers day!  Now that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Monday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY 
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
H. G. Wells
She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.
Raymond Chandler
The enemy of art is the absence of limitations.
Orson Welles
All water has a perfect memory and is forever trying to get back to where it was.
Toni Morrison
What do I know of man’s destiny? I could tell you more about radishes.
Samuel Beckett
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
 A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
 
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
 
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said:
 
“Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!”
 
The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”
 
The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years…….u can imagine what went into my mind when u touched my back!! 
 
 
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  “Oh, that’s my little incentive program. These boys have to earn their do… their hair-do that is. Heh,Heh,Heh.”
 Answer: Major Payne! This quote comes from the scene where Payne (Wayans) explains to Ms. Walburn (Karyn Parsons) why he had the cadets shave their heads. 
 
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “Mister Hart, here is a dime. Take it, call your mother and tell her there is serious doubt about you ever becoming a lawyer.”
 
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
 What expression is hidden here?
 
Happiness: Sprinting and shouting “Lalalalalala!”
Sadness: Jogging quickly and screaming “Woo yay woo yay”
Elation: Bounding along cackling “Heeeeheeeeheeee”
 
ANSWER: Emotions are running wild
 
Monday’s Quizzler is………. 
Determine the ones place value of the product of the first 1000 prime numbers. (What number would be in the ones position if you multiplied all of the first 1000 prime numbers together?)
 
 
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