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download (12)WELCOME to Thursday June 13, 2013.  Backhanded Comments…..  

 
When you hear these comments don’t assume their positive sound is all they intend to be. 
Backhanded comments really are a kicker.Emoji
 
“That dress is lovely; it does wonders for your figure.”
 
“You’re smarter than you look.”
 
“You drive very well, for a woman.”
 
“Your son is more handsome than I would have expected.”
 
“You are attractive, for your age.”
 
“You’re actually kinda cute now that I’ve gotten to know you.”
 
“You’re not as heavy as people think you are.” 
 
“I don’t care what anyone says about you, I think you are a fabulous person!”
 
“You’re so smart, for an American.” 
 
“You don’t sweat that much for a fat girl!”
 
“I’m amazed by the level of success readers have after following your advice.”
 
“Your plastic surgeon has such a delightful sense of humor!”
 
“Relax, sweetie… you were perfectly adequate.”
 
“You’re more of a “street smart” kind of guy.”
 
“You’re not the kind of girl guys date; you’re the kind of girl they marry.”
 
“You’re so evolved…for a man.” 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Thursday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!  
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY 
The only source of knowledge is experience.
Albert Einstein
Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.
C. S. Lewis
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
Mark Twain
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
Oscar Wilde
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
Abraham Lincoln
We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved “I love you, Sally .”
 
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money-fifty thousand dollars! Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.” Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic. 
 
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. “Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?” Sally said, “No”. Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic. Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile” 
 
The agents turned to Andy and began to question him. One said: “Tell us the story from the beginning.” Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ….” The first police officer turned to his partner and said, “We’re outta here!” 
 
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  “My father was a watch maker. He abandoned it when Einstein discovered time is relative. I would only agree that a symbolic clock is as nourishing to the intellect as photograph of oxygen to a drowning man.”
 
Answer:  Watchmen! This scene this quote takes place in demonstrates Osterman’s (Crudup) detachment from humanity.
 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “Oh come off it, MAJOR. You put me right off my fresh fried lobster, do you realize that? I’m now going to go back to my bed, I’m going to put away the best part of a bottle of scotch… And under normal circumstances, you being normally what I would call a very attractive woman, I would have invited you back to share my little bed with me you might possibly have come. But you really put me off. I mean you… You’re what we call a regular army clown.”
 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
 What phrase is hidden here?
Genie’s Gift
Skydiving Elvis
 
ANSWER: Wish upon a falling star!
 
Genie’s Gift = A Wish
Skydiving (falling) Elvis (Star) 
 
Thursday’s Quizzler is………. 
I could be on the river or in the desert
I could be in the swamp or a sparkling city
I am rather rectangular and can make lots of noise
I have bright lights and pictures too
They bring their cups and buckets and feed me well
They want me all to themselves quite greedily
When finally I am full and can take no more
I am suddenly everyone’s new best friend
What am I?
 
 
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