The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of injections my jaw got number.
Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“IRS executive Lois Lerner has refused to quit and will collect her full pay and benefits while on administrative leave. They asked her to resign. She refused to go. Where in the real world does that ever happen? You get fired and you tell your boss, ‘I’m going to stay, and I want my money.’ And you wonder why we’re $16 trillion in debt.” -Jay Leno
“Mayor Bloomberg now says he’s outlawing sugary drinks. I was in a bit of a shakedown coming to work today. I had my giant drink. The cops got a hold of me and they said, ‘What’s that?’ I said, ‘This happens to be my medicinal Mountain Dew.'” -Dave Letterman
“Disney World is raising the price of its tickets, which means that a family of four will now pay almost $400 to visit the park for one day, but it’s all worth it to spend a day in the hot Florida sun waiting for your kid to throw up in the teacups.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A Mexican restaurant I pulled up to looked great. Only one problem: It wasn’t open. So I jotted down the name for another day. Just then, a man came out of the restaurant and took a peek at what I’d written.
“That’s not the name of the restaurant,” he said, pointing to the sign over the door. “That’s Spanish for ‘Closed on Mondays.'”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “If it was forty below and that button meant the difference between a long satisfying life and a cold horrible death from hypothermia, I still wouldn’t give you the satisfaction.”
Answer: The Cutting Edge! The scene for this quote takes place as Doug (Sweeney) argues with Kate (Moira Kelly) about what she believes is the proper presentation for his ice skating costume.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “Well, there’s such a big reward being offered on all you gentlemen…that I thought I might just tag along on your next robbery. I might just turn you into the law.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Fill in the blanks below with three 4-letter words that are anagrams of each other (they all contain the same four letters):
“The man ____ ____ of money because he couldn’t walk away from the ____ machines.”
ANSWER: The letters L-O-S-T
Blank 1: LOST
Blank 2: LOTS
Blank 3: SLOT
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
An anagram riddle to tease you;
Three five-letter words, each gets one clue.
A guillotine’s use,
An act to get deuce,
And what you are reading now in view.
What are the words?
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS AND MS. RENNA WILD! SUPER SOLVING JOB LADIES!
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