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537892_582845131744944_283802787_nWELCOME to Thursday May 30, 2013.  Equal and Opposite Proverbs… 
Newton’s third law states: “every action has an equal and an opposite reaction”. 
So it would stand to reason that every proverb has an equal and opposite proverb. 
All good things come to those who wait BUT Time and tide wait for none
The pen is mightier than the sword BUT Actions speak louder than words 
Wise men think alike BUT Fools seldom differ 
The best things in life are free BUT There’s no such thing as a free lunch 
Slow and steady wins the race BUT Time waits for none 
Look before you leap BUT Strike while the iron is hot 
Do it well, or not at all BUT Half a loaf is better than none 
Birds of a feather flock together BUT Opposites attract 
Don’t cross your bridges before you come to them BUT Forewarned is forearmed 
Doubt is the beginning of wisdom BUT Faith will move mountains 
Great starts make great finishes BUT It isn’t over till it’s over 
Practice makes perfect BUT All work and no play makes jack a dull boy 
Silence is golden BUT The squeaky wheel gets the grease 
You’re never too old to learn BUT You can’t teach an old dog new tricks 
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander BUT One man’s meat is another man’s poison 
Absence makes the heart grow fonder BUT Out of sight, out of mind 
Too many cooks spoil the broth BUT Many hands make light work 
Hold fast to the words of your ancestors BUT Wise men make proverbs and fools repeat them
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 “Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.” 
– Rita Mae Brown 
“Illusion is the first of all pleasures.” 
– Oscar Wilde 
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.” 
– Evan Esar 
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work.  One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner.  Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speech making.
“I have an idea, boss,” his chauffeur said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.”  Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”  When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur’s cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly. Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation. Digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  “I’m talking about the gas chamber, and you haven’t even asked me what this is about. You’ve got a big “Guilty” sign around your neck.”
Answer:  LA Confidential! The scene for this quote comes from Exley (Guy Pearce) while he is interrogating a suspect from the Night Owl murders. Ironically the suspect doesn’t know that is the crime he is being questioned about.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Here is a group of common three-letter words. Can you take these and turn them into half as many 6 letter words? Each three-letter word is used only once.
bar, bit, box, boy, car, day, den, dim, fly, hid, low, now, nut, pan, pea, sun, ten, try, win, wit
ANSWER:  Barfly, Bitten, Boxcar, Lowboy, Sunday, Hidden, Dimwit, Winnow, Peanut, Pantry
Thursday’s Quizzler is………. 
What kind of poem am I?
(12 + 144 + 20 + (3 x (4^.5)))/7 + 5 x 11 = (9 ^2) + 0
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