The Godfather: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. Well, he can
refuse it, of course. I just know that if someone were to make me an offer
like this, I’d jump all over it. But who am I to impose my feelings on someone else?”
The Terminator: “I’ll be back. Do you need anything while I’m out?”
Dirty Harry: “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? I ask myself
that every day, and you know what? I feel so very lucky. Loving family, steady work…”
Taxi Driver: “You talkin’ to me? You talkin‘ to me? You talkin‘ to me? Sorry, it looked
like you were talkin‘ to me. My mistake.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great weekend people, try
enjoying your day, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“A New Mexico company has petitioned the federal government to become
the first U.S. business to offer horse meat for human consumption. You can
get horse meat on the menu in some restaurants now. So if you’re in
Albuquerque, avoid the Philly Cheese Steak.” -Jay Leno
“According to a new study, ladies and gentlemen, you can improve your memory
by watching less TV, doing crossword puzzles, eating more fish
I can’t remember all that.” –Dave Letterman
“The Megamillions story is getting interested. The married couple in their
60s who won the Megamillions lottery says they giggled about it for hours,
and by giggle they mean nervously plotted to murder each other.” -Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Bob hadn’t been to a class reunion in twenty years. When he walked into this
latest one, he thought he recognized a woman over in the corner, so he approached
her and extended his hand in greeting, saying, “You look like Helen Brown.”
“Well,” the woman snapped back, “you don’t look so great in blue, either!”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???
‘Well I ain’t sorry for you no more, ya crazy, psalm-singing, skinny old maid!’
Answer: The African Queen
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???
‘Chin up, darling… both of them.’
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Oxy the Moron set out into the world and learned a big word,
OXYMORON!!! After searching about this new word for a
some time, he came up with a teaser made especially for you!
Can you figure out which well known oxymorons these words are?
Ex) Initial facsimile = original copy
1) solitary option
2) approximately precise
3) trivial calamity
4) accurate approximation
5) authentic duplication
ANSWER: 1) only choice, 2) almost exactly, 3) minor crisis, 4) exact estimate
5) genuine imitation
Friday’s Quizzlers is……….
Which word in Group B can be added to Group A? Why?
Group A: comb, mount, strophe, tonic
Group B: acre, floor, giant, log, redo, view
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