Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“A man in Ireland was arrested with more than 500 pounds of marijuana. So I guess there is a little pot at the end of the rainbow.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Here’s a great story: A guy in Alaska goes fishing and he catches a 90-year-old fish, a 90-year-old fish. You know, I look at it this way, if I want a 90-year-old fish, I’ll just order the seafood platter at Red Lobster.” -Dave Letterman
“The Navy tested a high power laser beam to help fight pirates. There’s nothing the pirates can do to defend themselves against this laser unless they buy a mirror.” -Jimmy Kimmel
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
As a court clerk, I am well-versed in the jury selection process. First a computer randomly selects a few hundred citizens from the entire county to report for jury duty on a particular day. Then another computer assigns 40 of those present to a courtroom. Then the 40 names are placed into a drum, and a dozen names are pulled. During jury selection for one trial, the judge asked potential Juror No. 1 if there was any reason he could not be a fair and impartial juror. “There may be,” he replied. “Juror No. 12 is my ex-wife, and if we were on the same jury, I guarantee we would not be able to agree on anything.” Both were excused. ___________________________________________________________________________________________
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘I think I’ll eat your heart.’
Answer: Red Dragon. This is said by Hannibal (Anthony Hopkins) to Will Graham (Edward Norton), in this prequel to ‘The Silence of the Lambs’.
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘It vexes me. I’m terribly vexed.’
Monday’s Quizzler is………. “SI KIM BI EQGVG MQG DJMQ HJT WGJS, BI AKCMGJS EQGVG MQGVG AC KI DJMQ, JKS WGJUG J MVJAW.” -VJWDQ EJWSI GHGVCIK
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ANSWER: “Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path, and leave a trail.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it’s really hot.” -Anonymous
Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….
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