Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Wednesday February 29, 2012. TOP 10 OLD FOLKS PARTY GAMES…..  

1. Sag, You’re It!

2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy

3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear

4. Kick the Bucket

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over

6. Doc, Doc Goose

7. Simon Says Something Incoherent

8. Hide and Go Pee

9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta

10. Musical Recliners

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY

“No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.” – Charles Dickens

“There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality.” – Pablo Picasso

“I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.” – Confucius

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The  route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival,  the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat,  shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the  crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew  which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to  her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn’t get out of her  room. “You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked, “Why  not?” The stewardess replied, “There are only three doors in here, “she  cried,” one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that  says ‘Do Not Disturb’!” _________________________________________________________________________________________________

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘I just need you to know one thing, that woman, that you saw, by the pool, no, that girl that you just have to spend the rest of your life with…that was me.’ Answer: America’s Sweethearts. Kiki tells Eddie this after they had hooked up for the night and then he told Gwen he wasn’t seeing anyone. He thought it was Gwen by the pool but it was really Kiki. 

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘You broke out of jail?’ ‘No, we released ourselves on our own recognizance.’

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is………. Below are 3 pairs of words. Find the words that fit in the middle of each pair of words to create two new words, one front-ended and one back-ended. Example: EVER – ______ – HORN Answer: EVER – GREEN – HORN
1. FORE – __________ – WAITER    2. FORE – __________ – HOOD   3. FORE – __________ – ABLE

ANSWER: 1. FORE – HEAD – WAITER  2. FORE – FATHER – HOOD  3. FORE – BEAR – ABLE

Wednesday’s Quizzlers is………. Can you decipher the following common phrase?
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Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Tuesday February 28, 2012.  Modern Aphorisms…..       

Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.

If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY

“Italian authorities seized $6 trillion worth of fake, worthless U.S. Treasury bonds. Pretty good counterfeit job, too. They look just like the genuine worthless Treasury bonds.” -Jay Leno

“The reality is earth contains only so much fossil fuel. So the solution is obvious. If oil comes from fossils, then we should genetically engineer more dinosaurs. What could possibly go wrong?” -Craig Ferguson

“A new survey found that the tooth fairy left about 42 cents less in 2011 than it did the year before. When kids lose teeth now, they’re like, ‘Ehh, I’m gonna hold onto this until the market improves.'” -Jimmy Fallon

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

While I was dining out with my children, a friend of my neighbor, who recognized us, came over to our table, and we started talking.  He asked where my kids go to school. I told him we homeschooled them. With a raised eyebrow, he asked if my husband is the sole breadwinner for our family.  I said, “No, I also work… but out of our home.” Then, noticing our two-month-old son, he mentioned that his daughter had just had a baby, and he wondered what hospital our son was born in. “He was born at home,” I answered. The man looked at me and said, “You don’t get out much, do you?”  ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???‘When I die, bury me upside down so the world can kiss my behind.’ Answer: Platoon. This is written on Charlie Sheen’s  helmet.

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘I just need you to know one thing, that woman, that you saw, by the pool,  no, that girl that you just have to spend the rest of your life with…that was  me.’

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Monday’s Quizzler is………. The following quotes are all by Forrest Gump (played by Tom Hanks), can you figure them out? They all use the same code. XT XSXS SCPSTF FSJM CJKD PSF CJLD S OZV ZK IGZIZCSNDF. TZE RDWDU LRZP PGSN TZE’UD AZRRS ADN. XT RSXD’F KZUUDFN AEXQ. QDZQCD ISCC XD KZUUDFN AEXQ.

J’X RZN S FXSUN XSR, OEN J LRZP PGSN CZWD JF.

ANSWER: My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get. My name’s Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.  I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.

Tuesday’s Quizzlers is………. Below are 3 pairs of words. Find the words that fit in the middle of each pair of words to create two new words, one front-ended and one back-ended.
Example: EVER – ______ – HORN Answer: EVER – GREEN – HORN
1. FORE – __________ – WAITER 2. FORE – __________ – HOOD 3. FORE – __________ – ABLE

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! PURE GENIUS ANDREA!Nerd smileThumbs up

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Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Monday February 27, 2012. For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously!        

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set

2. A day without sunshine is  like, night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

7. I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted,  then used against you.

9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges

10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

11. Remember half the people you know are below average.

12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

13. Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.

14. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

20. I intend to live forever – so far so good.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY

“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.” Rodney Dangerfield

 “People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,” Calvin.

“Isn’t your pants’ zipper supposed to be in the front?” Hobbes. Calvin and Hobbes. 

“Cheese…milk’s leap toward immortality.” Clifton Fadiman. 

“Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.” John Peers.

“You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you’ll be afraid to cough.” Pearl Williams.

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

The Pope was getting into his limo one night when he turned to the limo  driver and said, “Before I die, I would love to drive this beautiful limo just  once.” “Well, here,” the limo driver says, “Take the wheel, Your Holiness!” Further down the road, the limo is stopped by a policeman who looks in the  window, goes back to his squad car, calls dispatch and says, “I just pulled over  someone real important and I don’t know what to do.” “Well, who is it?” his dispatcher says, “The mayor? The governor? The  president?” “I don’t know,” the officer responds, “but the Pope’s his chauffer!”

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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???‘No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!’ Answer: Goldfinger. Said by Auric Goldfinger to James  Bond.

Mondays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘When I die, bury me upside down so the world can kiss my behind.’

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Friday’s Quizzler is………. Below are 3 pairs of words. Find the words that fit in the middle of each pair of words to create two new words, one front-ended and one back-ended. Example: EVER – ______ – HORN Answer: EVER – GREEN – HORN
1. FORE – __________ – HOOD 2. WOOD – __________ – FALL 3. GOLD – __________ – LAYER

ANSWER: 1. FORE – MAN – HOOD, 2. WOOD – LAND – FALL, 3. GOLD – BRICK – LAYER

Monday’s Quizzlers is………. The following quotes are all by Forrest Gump (played by Tom Hanks), can you figure them out? They all use the same code.
XT XSXS SCPSTF FSJM CJKD PSF CJLD S OZV ZK IGZIZCSNDF. TZE RDWDU LRZP PGSN TZE’UD AZRRS ADN.
XT RSXD’F KZUUDFN AEXQ. QDZQCD ISCC XD KZUUDFN AEXQ.

J’X RZN S FXSUN XSR, OEN J LRZP PGSN CZWD JF.

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Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Friday February 24, 2012.  Confucius Says:       

He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.

Eunuch not strange creature, just man cut out to be bachelor.

Man who dream of eating giant mushroom—wake up with no pillow.

Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.

He who put face in fruit drink get punch in the nose.

Butcher who backs into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

Chemist who fall in acid, absorbed in work.

Man become old when he watch food instead of waitress.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a wonderful weekend people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat.

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

Many years ago my wife was to knitting what Tiger Woods is to golf. She designed exotic patterns with ease. There was an occasion when we had lunch in a real Chinese restaurant (only one person spoke partial English, all menus were in Chinese). When she saw the hand-written menu she was so impressed with the calligraphy she tucked the menu in her purse. Some months later I saw the result, a stunning white sweater with the Chinese symbols hand-stitched down the front. She received compliments galore until one cocktail party when we met a distinguished Chinese physician who asked my wife where she got the symbols. He then wanted to know if she knew what they meant. “I’m afraid to ask,” she said, “but tell me anyway.” Even she had to laugh when he told her they read, “This is a cheap dish–but good.”

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘Give me a milk. Chocolate.’  Answer: Back to the Future. This is said by George McFly (Crispin Glover) in  ‘Back to the Future’.

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!’

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Thursday’s Quizzler is………. Fill in the blanks with four words, such that the first and the fourth are the same, while the second and the third are homonyms. A jailer _ _, and a jeweler _ _.

ANSWER: A jailer watches cells, and a jeweler sells watches.

 

Friday’s Quizzlers is……….

Below are 3 pairs of words. Find the words that fit in the middle of each pair of words to create two new words, one front-ended and one back-ended.
Example: EVER – ______ – HORN Answer: EVER – GREEN – HORN
1. FORE – __________ – HOOD 2. WOOD – __________ – FALL 3. GOLD – __________ – LAYER
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Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Thursday February 23, 2012.  Q&A!    

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum? A: Because they don’t know the words.
Q:  Where does a blackbird go for a drink? A: To a crow bar.
Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire? A: He was going to make a long-distance  caw.
Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest? A:  Look at the orange mama laid.
Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken  with your fingers? A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.
Q:  Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they’d break.
Q: Why do  seagulls live near the sea? A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would  be called bagels.
Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here? A: Waiter: Sit  down, sir. We serve anyone.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a wonderful Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY

No matter how many goals you have achieved, you must set your sights on a higher one. Jessica Savitch

The more I think about it, the more I realize there is nothing more artistic than to love others. Vincent Van Gogh

Imagination is the eye of the soul. Joseph Joubert

The entire fruit is already present in the seed. Tertullian

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. Harry S. Truman

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and  talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn’t improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, “When a musician  just can’t handle his instrument and doesn’t improve when given help, they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer.” A  stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: “And if he can’t handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor.” ___________________________________________________________________________________

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘What are you doing on the floor?  Have you been there all night?’ Answer: Spider-Man. Said by Harry (James Franco) to Norman (Willem  Dafoe).

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘Give me a milk. Chocolate.’

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is………. Can you figure out the famous quote below? Aye, dame, I am befuddled. But in the forenoon I will be clear-headed and you will still be unsightly.

ANSWER: Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. This humorous quote was furnished by Winston Churchill (1874-1965), British prime minister and author.

Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….

Fill in the blanks with four words, such that the first and the fourth are the same, while the second and the third are homonyms.
A jailer _ _, and a jeweler _ _.

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Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Wednesday February 22, 2012.   In Chicago It’s the Law .   – It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
– In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.
– Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
– Kites may not be flown within the city limits.
– It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck.
– Spitting is forbidden
– It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” Phyllis Diller

“Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.” Arthur C. Clarke

“The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.” George Burns

“A message in a bottle was found in Russia, 24 years after it was written. Unfortunately, the note said, ‘Help! Stranded with enough food for exactly 23 years.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A Minnesota man was arrested for stealing up to $25,000 worth of laundry detergent. Would that be a white-collar crime? Luckily, he made a clean getaway.” -Jay Leno

“For the first time ever, scientists have created artificial life. The hope is that it can revolutionize healthcare, generate clean energy, become super-intelligent, take over the world, make us all its slaves, etc.” -Jimmy Kimmel

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

A man went into the pet shop, “I am playing Long John Silver in the local amateur dramatic societies version of Treasure Island and need a parrot to sit on my shoulder,” he said. “I don’t have any parrots at the moment, but you wouldn’t want a real parrot for that. It would squawk in all the wrong places, poop on your shoulder and generally be a nuisance. What you need is a stuffed parrot. Just as realistic and easily controlled.” “I’m not sure a stuffed parrot would be okay,” said the customer. “I do want this performance to be as realistic as possible.” “I am sure a stuffed parrot would be fine,” said the pet shop owner. “I have one at home. I’ll bring it in and if you come back on Thursday you can have it.” “Sorry,” said the customer, “I can’t make it on Thursday. That’s the day I’m having my leg cut off.”

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘It vexes me. I’m terribly vexed.’   Answer: ‘What are you doing on the floor? Have you been there all night?’

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘What are you doing on the floor?  Have you been there all night?’

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

What phrase does this represent?

ANSWER:  Around the World in 80 Days (a round “THEWORLD” in 80 “day”s)

Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….

Can you figure out the famous quote below?
Aye, dame, I am befuddled. But in the forenoon I will be clear-headed and you will still be unsightly.

 

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Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Tuesday February 21, 2012. Why? 

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why isn’t  phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there flotation devices under  plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why do they put Braille dots on the  keypad of the drive-up ATM?

You know how most packages say “Open here”.  What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

You know that little  indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole  plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you transport  something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by  ship, it’s called cargo?

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY

“A man in Ireland was arrested with more than 500 pounds of marijuana. So I guess there is a little pot at the end of the rainbow.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Here’s a great story: A guy in Alaska goes fishing and he catches a 90-year-old fish, a 90-year-old fish. You know, I look at it this way,  if I want a 90-year-old fish, I’ll just order the seafood platter at Red Lobster.” -Dave Letterman

“The Navy tested a high power laser beam to help fight pirates. There’s nothing the pirates can do to defend themselves against this laser unless they buy a mirror.” -Jimmy Kimmel

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

As a court clerk, I am well-versed in the jury selection process. First a computer randomly selects a few hundred citizens from the entire county to report for jury duty on a particular day. Then another computer assigns 40 of those present to a courtroom. Then the 40 names are placed into a drum, and a dozen names are pulled. During jury selection for one trial, the judge asked potential Juror No. 1 if there was any reason he could not be a fair and impartial juror. “There may be,” he replied. “Juror No. 12 is my ex-wife, and if we were on the same jury, I guarantee we would not be able to agree on anything.” Both were excused.   ___________________________________________________________________________________________

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘I think I’ll eat your heart.’

Answer: Red Dragon. This is said by Hannibal (Anthony Hopkins) to  Will Graham (Edward Norton), in this prequel to ‘The Silence of the  Lambs’.

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘It vexes me. I’m terribly vexed.’

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Monday’s Quizzler is………. “SI KIM BI EQGVG MQG DJMQ HJT WGJS, BI AKCMGJS EQGVG MQGVG AC KI DJMQ, JKS WGJUG J MVJAW.” -VJWDQ EJWSI GHGVCIK
“HICM DGIDWG WGJVK LT ILCGVUJMAIK, JKS MQGVG JVG MQG YGE EQI WGJVK LT GNDGVAHGKMJMAIK. JKS MQGK MQGVG JVG MQICG EQI JOMRJWWT MIROQ MQG YAVG MI CGG AY AM’C VGJWWT QIM.” -JKIKTHIRC

ANSWER: “Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path, and leave a trail.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it’s really hot.” -Anonymous

 

Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….

What phrase does this represent?

 

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