WELCOME to Wednesday, November 16, 2011. The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy….
1. Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.
2. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”
3. Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.
4. Does an extensive search for cavities…dental and body.
5. He…ummm..licks his tools clean.
6. Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.
7. When you come to from being under the gas, he’s quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.
8. Wears a necklace made of human teeth.
9. Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.
10. Insists that a Novocaine shot is something that he’ll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a wonderful wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! ____________________________________________________________________________________________________
QUOTES OF THE DAY….
“According to ‘Consumer Research’ more people are drinking soda for breakfast. It’s become the new orange juice. Maybe in the trailer park where Yoo-hoo is the new champagne!” –Jay Leno
“According to a new study that just came out, smoking pot regularly does not lead to harder drugs. In fact the study shows that smoking pot regularly does not lead to doing much of anything.” –Conan O’Brien
“This is little strange. A couple in England named their new daughter Kia because she was delivered in the back seat of a Kia. No one was happier than her older brother � Hospital Bed.” -Jimmy Fallon
“The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything – or nothing.” – Nancy Astor
“To have doubted one’s own first principles is the mark of a civilized man.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
“Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.” – Clarence Darrow
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
The other day I was eating in an Italian restaurant when I accidentally spilled some spaghetti sauce on my favorite white sweater. I wasn’t too distressed, though, because Mr. Wong down on High Street has been doing my laundry for years, and I knew that he could remove just about any stain and get it out like it’d never been there. So I took the sweater down to Wong’s Laundry and dropped it off; Mr. Wong said he’d probably be able to have it cleaned by Thursday. So on Thursday afternoon after work I stopped by Wong’s again. Mr. Wong looked quite distressed when he saw me. He brought out the sweater and, apologizing profusely, explained that somehow this stain was beyond even his power to expunge. And sure enough, though fainter than before, there was still a distinct red stain on the sweater. In an attempt to make up for his failure, Mr. Wong offered to send the sweater to his brother across town, who had been in the laundry business for an even longer time, and who might have a clue as to the method of removal of this extraordinarily persistent stain. The elder Wong brother would rush it through at no extra charge, and should have it looking as white and clean as new by Friday. So on Friday I went back to Wong’s to pick up my sweater, but when I arrived, Mr. Wong regretfully informed me that his brother, too, had failed to remove the red blotch. “No charge,” said Wong, “but you must take sweater elsewhere to clean. The Moral: … Two Wongs cannot make a white.” ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “I am a cartoon mouse wearing high-heel running shoes.” Answer: Stay Tuned. Eugene Levy, John Ritter, Jeffrey Jones, and Pam Dawber come together for an ultimate couch potato spoof. This particular line is said by Pam Dawber after she and John Ritter are sucked into the next channel which happens to be a cartoon.
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “The last time I trusted a dame was in Paris in 1940, she said she was going out to get a bottle of wine. Two hours later the Germans marched into France.”
Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Why did you have to go, away from home, me love”.
Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “My heart melted into the ground, Found something true.. ________________________________________________________________________________________________
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……
1) a gemstone & a sport
2) demon & acquaintance
3) moment & three times
4) obvious & persevering
The first has pictures, Paintings and such. The second causes sneezing, From ragweed or dust. The third is an adverb,
It’s hard to explain, It’s the same as immensely, But it’s much more plain. If you can act like a king, this word you will sing.
These clues are sparse, This riddle may be tough. But if you are smart, Then it will be enough.